bruh

[no-chill-at-all]

[odyssey-of-babbitt]

We’re adding more and more to the bingo card every day

[galactic-polywag]

At this point the bingo card is the size of a small tablecloth

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

hey ladies Naruto

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

hey ladies Do you watch Naruto

[seriousjones]

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

[gorps]

🤞

[gorps]

@queenelizabethwilldieinsixmonths hey do you mind making it happen sooner or is that too much to ask?

[tomorrowiwillbecomesomethingnew]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schandoor]

modern warfare

[whitepeopletwitter]

[punkspacecowboy]

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

[torracat]

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[cross-country-suggestions]

that’s when you run cross country

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

make your own post

[cross-country-suggestions]

ok

[coughloop]

[daffodilandroses]

Meanwhile in Australia

[colourblue]

[colourblue]

[tchaikovskaya]

yall my world was just turned upside down i just found out the mongols used colors for directions and west was white and thats the best proposed theory for why belarus is called belarus ie white [west] russia

[tchaikovskaya]

[juza-hyodo]

i woke up late to work so i ordered an uber and didn't realize my name in the settings was naruto from the one time i got an uber in naruto cosplay and the guy was like "are you naruto?" and i went "what? sure"

[orphic-mysteries]

[detournementsmineurs]

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

[spacedewey]

You could put a Skittle in there

[sugluvgalaxy]

Decadence♡

[queefybuttcheeks]

i wonder if u can teach a orangutan how to use a iPhone

[queefybuttcheeks]

I googled orangutans using technology and apparently they can use ipads dam!!! planet of the apes bouta be a reality

[queefybuttcheeks]

imagine a orangutan sending u a follow request on instagram

[i-cant-think-of-a-funny-username]

Yahoo paid 1 billion fucking dollars on this site

[queefybuttcheeks]

shoulda paid 5 billion this a good ass post smh

[shaynestopps]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping