PornstacheDiaz

you may know me as BDEblueyes too old to be on this site | he/him | writer of things

[pornstachediaz]

you know... i've been bdeblueyes on here (and AO3, and everywhere) since 2020 but it's time for a change

i gotta live my truth

in the hopes that eddie diaz gets to live his, too

[rhodeys]

#damn josh tommy and michael what's his damage with gay men 😔 via @youretheworstperson

[emziess]

Ryan Guzman as Eddie Díaz 9-1-1, S08E06

[i-will-write]

man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

[tweetsongs]

imagining chris also being a hangry lil guy and eddie one day looking at him sulking and him and buck trying to coax him into eating something and afterwards going 'man that was like pulling teeth, i don't know where he gets that' with zero irony and buck just stares at him incredulously for like a full minute.

[duckbunny]

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[pornstachediaz]

this one's almost done (although in sage time, that could mean this weekend or just in time for christmas 2028...)

[buddiesource]

You get cranky when you don't eat. 9-1-1, S09E13

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[catchafalling-star]

reblogging twice because omfg

[pornstachediaz]

it's not finished (this is only the front face, obvs) but...

allie rose can suck my dick

[whats-the-911-on-buddie]

4/??

Eddie's Mustache 🥰 Series

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[victusinveritas]

[pornstachediaz]

what do you mean "just set deadlines for yourself"? i know the guy that set those and he's a fucking chump, he'll fold quicker than a camping chair

[liminalweirdo]

ao3 is not instagram, and it’s not embarrassing to comment on a story that’s old. we understand that you just happened to come across it now; writing is magical in that you often come across the right story at just the time you need to read it.

also, authors will literally cry over their keyboard if you comment on the stuff they write.

[try-set-me-on-fire]

who guides my lonely ships on through the shallows

[emilyrosecreatives]

HAPPY PRIDEEE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️