Just Dragon Age and Eldarya stuff. And Portal.

I don't know. Just stuff in general.You may call me Shein.

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This post (maybe my most popular one on Tumblr) was taken down because of “adult content” and couldn’t be appealed. Sorry about women having bodies, I’m sure we’d all become amorphous blobs if we could.

[asexualzoro]

list of reasons i find mihawk ridiculous

- he’s named Dracule and im p sure like half his personality is vampire aesthetic

- his name’s “hawk eyes” mihawk like he couldn’t emphasize HAWK enough

- sails all manner of dangerous seas in a coffin-shaped (and sized) boat to fit the vampire aesthetic

- the boats like literally just a chair in a coffin. there’s no oars or sails. how’s he steer? he just sit there and hope for the best? he’s got nowhere to store food for long journeys. how’s he even use that boat?

- lives alone on a scary island in a castle surrounded by blood thirsty monkeys, almost definitely to fit the vampire aesthetic

- i’m p sure it’s like eternally cloudy there or smth. whole place is surrounded by ruined towns and creepy forests and no other people. what’s he even do out there? i bet he’s reading cheesy vampire novels.

- leaves home for a while, returns to find two people he barely knows have taken up residence in his absence, barely cares

- one of the two people who took up residence in Mihawk’s castle is a guy who’s life mission is to beat Mihawk, he just lets the guy stay

- guy’s got like no friends. the closest he’s got to friends is like. Perona and Zoro who just kinda showed up at his house and Shanks who he mostly seems to like. tolerate

- he seems to find the concept of friendship scary as he’s got a quote where he says he finds Luffy’s ability to easily make friends to be terrifying. mihawk wtf

- chased down a pirate armada across two seas to destroy it just because he’s bored

- carries around two weapons, one being a big black sword the size of him and the other being a butterknife-sized version of that sword which he fights others with JUST bc he can to show off

- “you don’t need a canon to hunt rabbits” and you don’t need to be this over-the-top but here we are

- the butter knife is usually stored as a cross-shaped necklace, definitely to fit the vampire aesthetic

- fights a dude with the butter knife of death, and after deciding he likes the guy during the fight, does the guy the honor of finishing him off via cutting him the fuck in half with the giant sword

- i don’t have a way to end this list and im probably missing something but i’d like to say i love dracule mihawk

(thank you to @ayotofu for assistance on this list)

but wait there is more

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my love

[warandpeas]

Dead and Rad

[kazuma773]

[deidaras-striptease-deactivated]

[beif0ngs]

One Piece + text post meme (feat. the Straw Hat boys)

[juneboba]

original | behind the scenes | translated

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[ghazal67]

[severeni]

[njbryner]

These guys have the strongest big dick energy I’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wanpiseu]

tag urself im yellow crocs and pinocchio 

[super-metroid]

i made this image with immense power and i have no idea what to do with it

[granpuff]

When u write satire and the fuckboys take it literally

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[incorrecteldarya-deactivated202]

You just saved my incompetent hispanic ass. Guess I'm going to choose french for my major.

lmao tbh i’m on my first year and the only difficulty i’m finding is the vocabulary bc every word has a gender and there’s no trick to it, you have to memorize A LOT OF STUFF. but the rest is fine, i actually like it (even though i complain) bc german is like, very logical and everything makes sense and there are very little exceptions to the rules. at least for now, i mean i did just start studying the language, i’ll probably eat my words in a couple of years lol

[phans-aesthetic-adventures]

There are tricks to learn it actually:

The first picture shows endings of words that are usually feminin, so it gets the article “die”.

The left one ist for masculin words with the article “der” and the right one is for neutral words with the article “das”.

I’m German myself, I learnt those grammatic rules or tricks from a friend of mine, that came to Germany as a child/teenager.

Hope it helps ^^

If you want I could ask her how she learned the language :D

[portalanddragonage]

Well, this is useful xD

[susiephone]

*sweats nervously*

[digitalis-obscura]

[huffylemon]