Takesomesamples

Pokémon master. Black as fuck. Chart nerd. Megan Thee Stallion enthusiast. He/him. Gay asf. 25. Twitter:takesomesamples

[zegalba]

Pokémon: Holo Eeveeloution Trio Set (1999). Illustrated By: Kagemaru Himeno

[wayneradiotv]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[dolerme]

leonardo hanna azrak by julen martin for sick magazine

[starcatching]

So that is the most ridiculous rumour I’ve read about myself. I mean, maybe they thought I was younger than I am, but like they would have given up by now if I was an industry plant. Girl…[  ] PopBuzz Meets Rina Sawayama

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[eremitical]

i love men

[fsdafsdfert3546554336gfddhfgdh]

by ruslorc

[narramin]

big fan of media thats too homopobic to admit gay people exist yet nontheless operates with a homoerotic subtext so insane that none of the characters’ motivations make sense unless they carnally desire each other

[savethelifeofmychild]

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

[ratcoffin69]

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[cowboydeanwinchester]

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

[charaah]

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

[zoesupreme]

let's hear it for sodomy!

[mioxenoblade]

[valtsv]

[anneemay]

[carlosgplx]

“ZIWE” (2022) - Season 2, ep. 06

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

As a fellow person in their twenties, you good?

i wish i could float in a river face down for seventy kilometers and not drown

[frodo-baggins]

SANSA STARK Game of Thrones 7.04 | The Spoils of War

[corporationkills]

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

[transxfiles]