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Ed: I don’t think anyone is waiting for me :(

Stede:

#ofmd

pissvortex

schistcity

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

farisyawritesfic

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

roycohn

okay here's the random question of the day. what specific word or phrase in your vocabulary is a dead giveaway for the local or regional dialect from where you grew up? like for me it's saying "chonies" instead of underpants. that's just very southern san joaquin valley/maybe southern california in general, but like, VERY southern valley

#den der ka få folk mest oppe at toppes er nok suler #altså i stedet for vasker hvad fuck end andre siger #men helt ærligt hva r d for noget amerikaner noget d der med at man ska sige et bestemt ord for at folk ka høre hvor man er fra i landet #jeg vil da godt håbe at d r klart og tydeligt d sekund jeg åbner munden #fynboer rise up ✊

gayestpiano

cabalisticrevenant

dyke-pollinator

God forbid women do anything

harlecore

iapislazuli

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

iapislazuli

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

hypokeimena

[image description: screenshot of tags reading #i had a dream last night where dwayne the rock johnson got an abortion. end id]

#reminds me of the dream i had where dwayne the rock johnson broke into my apartment and tried to shoot me bc he thought it was my fault that #his wife (trisha paytas apparently) had left him #and then she came and was like nooo baby please dont shoot

starfall-isle

Love video games with endings that make you feel like your brain’s gotten permanently rewired in some sort of way

#outer wilds

pitbolshevik

this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

pitbolshevik

shoutout to the person who reblogged this and tagged a real life hockey player

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

monstermoviedean

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you