Ignatius J Reilly is a Fucking Furry

insert song lyrics to shitty band here

[porygonbutch]

walking up to the metro station manager and politely asking for directions while wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ FARE EVASION”

[afloweroutofstone]

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[porygonbutch]

if you made a horse do my job and experience my work related stress for two weeks you'd have to put it down and send it to the glue factory

[fishing-princess]

Gyrados gijinka that’s a gyaru… Gyarudos…

[red-garden]

I need everyone start responding to people who call criticism of zionism/Israel “antisemitism” by treating those people as antisemitic themselves. As Matt Lieb of Bad Hasbara fame explained very eloquently, calling anti-zionism antisemitism tacitly assigns genocide and apartheid as a Jewish value, which is antisemitic.

[hungwy]

youre hurting your mind&body too early in the day with heavy atoms when you eat steak and eggs for breakfast

[bugcrater]

this is some aristotle-ass physics

[sadgothtransbian-deactivated202]

Lmao yea(same basic atoms that make up steak, eggs, most other stuff we eat) but please don’t eat steak and eggs for breakfast that sounds like wayyy too much

[hungwy]

the atoms are different in steak and egg theyt come from a soul

[sadgothtransbian-deactivated202]

Girl ;-; I can’t… I’m a physics student don’t try to argue with me about atoms. If u want to make the claim that atoms from a steak or an egg have a soul, what evidence can u provide

[hungwy]

they're heavier

[im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere]

As a chemist. Bro what are you on?????? A carbon atom is a carbon atom whether it comes from a steak or a damn rock. The only weight differences youre gonna get are with isotopes?????? And 98.9% of all naturally occurring carbon is the same isotope?????????????????

Rock=steak=egg=chalk=carbonated drink=wood=silk=toast=makeup

Its ALL the SAME carbon and ALL the carbon weighs the SAME and has the SAME mass.

[hungwy]

Its because or due to steak atoms and egg atoms are in general heavier on non-soul atoms ⚛️. And as you said maybe its isotype and the soul but scientists say so in the morning its difficult to eat for the mind&body (affected by soul particles)

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[crawfishcomic]

Forgiveness

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[shadowblade8192]

[christianstepmoms]

J. Imhotep with me always.

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[fritolaycorporation]

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

[christianstepmoms]

Breasts

[cass-cass-cass]

Breasts

[christianstepmoms]

Breasts

[porygonbutch]

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[b0tster]

fuck america :)