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@poseidon-ror
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𓇼 No homophobia, racism, sexism ect
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Thats all for now! Thank u for reading!
I would like to introduce you to the wonderful world of
✨Baldamas✨
Also check out my new Adamas rp blog 🗣️🔥
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@mizz-sea-nymph @amphitriteswife @amoexii @monstertreden @kinaoryi @hellany @asheervasilissa @bimmiscourt @bumblebees-knees-threes
Ugly as always, brother
-Poseidon
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That was hades. Not me.
-Poseidon
Make abortions is WILDDD though 💀
Sometimes they’re not cooked correctly. So some unfortunately have to let go. So sorry. But we can always make more.
-Poseidon
You feel magnificent? YOUR WIFE IS A CHILD OF DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOUU💀💀
Well. She has me. Who cares if her parents are divorced? It’s my time to be bussin it down. With her
-Poseidon
How do you feel about being responsible for divorcing your wife’s parents? 💀
I feel magnificent. They were bussin it down too much. I don’t want my children to have uncles/ aunties that are younger than them.
-Poseidon
Hmmm.... This that weird god logic that allows y'all to make kids that are a completely different species ain't it?
My wife and i can make lots of things. We make sea creatures. We make godlings. We make abortions.
-Poseidon
How are the daily Billionaire sacrifices going? Do they appease you? If not, what would you prefer?
I prefer that their riches sunk rather than their bodies. The bodies are useless but the riches aren’t.
-Poseidon
How do gods keep their hair like that? I mean, just look at your older brother, it’s like a crab’s claw defying gravity!
We have powers. But if you must know, i use lots of shampoo’s and conditioners, and then top if off with sweet water. I have luscious locks that i need to care for.
-Poseidon
Would the water pressure from deep down in the ocean kill you? 🤨
You don't look like you've adapted to the midnight zone mah boi
I adapt very well, thank you so much. And no the water depth isn’t enough to kill me. One needs to be stronger than that.
-Poseidon
*appers*
Who do I blame for the megladon or the sea dinos?
Also why did they need that many teeth?
Teeth help with catching prey. Megaldon is what happens when my wife is feeling devious and sea dino’s was my wife’s parents.
-Poseidon
Okay okay!! Lemme be annoying, bc I've been asking u multiple asks BUT IM CURIOUS
Are you aware you're in an anime? *breaks the 4th wall*, if so, having you as the first god to die in ragnarok was truly unreal. I mean wtaf, WHY DID THE AUTHOR MAKE THE GOD OF GODS BE DEFEATED LIKE THAT
They couldn’t handle my swag
-Poseidon
How was all of your brothers like when they're young?
Hades was pretty similar to how he is now, just with younger features.
Adamas was loud and often tried to force me to do things i didn’t want like spending time with him.
Zeus was a player and made us have a shitty reputation because of it.
-Poseidon
did a good amount of myths about Adamas was transferred to you and Zeus? Given that you erased him from historical records
Only a few. Adamas wasn’t very interesting to begin with. So some important myths transferred to me and my little brothers. Others died over the years.
-Poseidon
Although we have not met a lot. And the last time we met you told me to smell your breath. And even if you’re pretty vulgar:
I still wish you a happy birthday @mizz-sea-nymph
-Poseidon
Thank youuuuuu lord of salmonella thank youuu✨
Hmph. Don’t expect me to day it again. Also, where is my wife
Happy birthday.
-Poseidon
Although we have not met a lot. And the last time we met you told me to smell your breath. And even if you’re pretty vulgar:
I still wish you a happy birthday @mizz-sea-nymph
-Poseidon
You should watch Spongebob SquarePants, I think you and amphi would love it >:)
I haven’t watched it. But some of my children have when they were infants/ toddlers. They enjoy the show quite well if i say so myself. Though i’m unpleased to have known the gods are Neptune and Salacia, and not me and my wife.
-Poseidon
