Positive Stalker

[thecollectibles]

Spellbound Dormitory by Gabriel Nagypal

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[betchawanna]

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

[thatll-do]

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

wizard duel

[lightbenderlin]

wizard collaboration

[typhra]

it's like meeting a celebrity

[monsterhunter04]

[kaijuno]

[skeletondanceparty]

[aboredgremlin]

SHE'S A CULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGIST?!?!?!

And her hobby is Archeology? Please marry me. Talk to me for hours about all the cool cultural stuff we are discovering. Speak to me in your pretty foreign languages. Infodump about the cool rocks you found.

[kaban-bang]

kinda gay that default hunter outfit is complementary to Alma's tbh

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

From behind

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[sun-moon-talia]

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

[sun-moon-talia]

[xitsensunmoon]

PDA: This ecological biome matches 7 of the 9 preconditions for stimulating terror in humans.

Good thing you will befriend its scariest leviathan to keep you safe...! One day.

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[mckitterick]

Let’s all do like Uncle Sam.

[mckitterick]

this thread is from 2015

Uncle Sam knew what was coming

[sleepykas]

Another tiktok because I think I'm hilarious

[softwaring]

A wave crashes into a lighthouse in Porto, Portugal. The photographer was dragged by the wave and had to receive care for hypothermia, but is fine now. x

[slutqueensupreme]

Bitch almost died for that instagram

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

[anodymalion]

I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)

Part 2