High Anxiety

"I'm just not ready to go off private" "Nobody cares. Nobody gives a didly dick that you took your dumbass dog to the vet." 

[acornfaerie]

Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[tiktoks-we-like]

[ankle-beez]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[perfectcromulence]

Isn’t her middle name “the”?

[ankle-beez]

@golden-labs

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

[depression-o-steel-blog]

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[beesmygod]

I think you’re spiritually a new yorker

this is the nicest way to call someone an asshole i think

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[its-themikeyboi]

I did something for you, @staff

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[movedtobitchphobic]

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

[yeehawlw]

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

[deathwarlock]

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period