Possum Resident

The possum resident of Animal Town

[rice-w0lf]

I had this dream last night that there was a trend on Tumblr similar to Officalverse or Redmargeverse called Animal Town, where blogs based around any kind of animal would post regular things in the context of them being talking animals living in a town together. It got really popular to the point that there was a meme within this community where it was apparently a taboo in the Animal Town society to own or like orange juice, to which any animal who did either of the two were shunned. This was a meme I saw on my feed from that dream:

[hare-librarian]

Silly Game Time: Coming up with a fitting name for an original character is one of the trickiest parts of character creation. Yet I think it's also one of the most fun challenges. So what do you think would be a good name for a character associated with fire?

This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could also come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or used fire). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with fire). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, with "light" you could get "lumination", which could then give Lum, Umina, Minat, Lunati, etc.).

The Smoking Spirit

[possum-resident]

The Arsonator

[hare-librarian]

Silly Game Time: The launch of Artemis II has reminded us all that space exploration is objectively AWESOME. So we're going to commemorate it with giant statues all across the globe. I'm talking 300 feet in height (or 91.5 meters) kinda giant! You get to pick where one of the statues will go. No limitations on location!

And any particular recommendations for what your "space exploration" statue should look like, or aspects it should incorporate?

Hmmm. . . Museum. Not the British Museum tho

Also THE MOON. INCORPORATE THE MOON.

[possum-resident]

YES DA MOON

[hare-librarian]

Silly Game Time: Quick! I need you to make a public disturbance to distract everyone so I can slip unnoticed out of this giant ballroom! What are you going to do?

bringing @possum-resident so he can act like the possum he is and scream and yell with him. they wouldn’t expect a rabbit, human, and possum working together

[possum-resident]

BWAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHH

[seraphimsundowning]

fuck ass dude from the other night at work. obsessed with him.

[rabbit-doctor]

Hey. @possum-resident. This you? Or one of yo family members?

[possum-resident]

That’s Jerry he’s funny like that sometimes

[hare-librarian]

*insert propaganda to join Animal Town*

@possum-resident @chicken-cashier help me spread this around

[chicken-cashier]

Oh my god I forgot about this thing

[possum-resident]

Join the animal town NO ORANGE JUICE

[possum-resident]

The officals and red marges got competition.

[greenpim]

Green Pim

[aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical]

Peace on tumblr please, Green Pim.

[possum-resident]

Thank you @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

[spicymochi]

your month, your puppy!

[no-one-offical]

‎

[possum-resident]

Yay Courage ^^

[possum-resident]

Me when an animal drinks orange juice:

[possum-resident]

Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!

I don’t think I wanna try anything from a toe fingerman

[possum-resident]

@chicken-cashier Hello I want to buy some carrots. How much is it.

[chicken-cashier]

Let me see *I grab the net filled with carrots, already weighed to be 3kgs. It is more convenient that way, however I wish it was still pay by weight, because those are usually automatic, and the less I have to talk the better, but alas. I hurriedly slide the barcode on the label. I look back at you, best attempt at a smile slapped across my face* that will be 2.10 please

(ooc: holy shit, I haven't actually RPd or wrote in 1st person in a LONG while)

[possum-resident]

Thnx

[possum-resident]

Nothing better than the dew drops on the morning garbage 🗑️

[literal-trans-beans]

TRUNCATED DECACHORON

SPREAD THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR FOR NO REASON

[the-real-illinois]

@real-british-empire

How many times have you reblogged this I swear I keep seeing it from you

[real-british-empire]

There’s 56 left in my queue

[the-real-illinois]

you don’t know what you’re doing to my dash

[the-real-illinois]

@communist-usa-real

NOT YOU TOO

[sellingbonesforsapphirestones-d]

@non-tyrannical-usa

[non-tyrannical-usa]

alright fine I’ll queue it a dozen times too

[hare-librarian]

Hello

[possum-resident]

Sup

[possum-resident]

@chicken-cashier Hello I want to buy some carrots. How much is it.

[possum-resident]

Possim

[possum-resident]

Holy CRAP I cannot believe these orange juice enjoyers sometimes

[possum-resident]

The officals and red marges got competition.