bok-ok

[rice-w0lf]

I had this dream last night that there was a trend on Tumblr similar to Officalverse or Redmargeverse called Animal Town, where blogs based around any kind of animal would post regular things in the context of them being talking animals living in a town together. It got really popular to the point that there was a meme within this community where it was apparently a taboo in the Animal Town society to own or like orange juice, to which any animal who did either of the two were shunned. This was a meme I saw on my feed from that dream:

[harbinger-of-silly]

Guys, we should make it real

[rice-w0lf]

that would be so funny 😭

[most-likely-human-indeed]

You. Go make a animal town blog. Now. /silly /nf

wha… what is an animal town blog?

[goldenbunny30]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW??? YOU JOINED THE COMMUNITY!!! DW I’LL TAG ALL THE ANIMAL TOWN BLOGS!!!

@chicken-cashier @hare-librarian @rabbit-doctor (hare and rabbit are me) @possum-resident

[chicken-cashier]

Oh, yeah, hi, basically it was all a dream and then it wasn't

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

autocorrect changed comfort characters to comfort chickens. #my comfort chickens

[chicken-cashier]

Oh thank you!

[wholesome-animal-images]

[hare-librarian]

@chicken-cashier your family and you?

[chicken-cashier]

I was taking the picture, actually. That's auntie Matilda, my cousin Eric, and my step-sister Sarah!

[hare-librarian]

Silly Game Time: Quick! I need you to make a public disturbance to distract everyone so I can slip unnoticed out of this giant ballroom! What are you going to do?

bringing @possum-resident so he can act like the possum he is and scream and yell with him. they wouldn’t expect a rabbit, human, and possum working together

[possum-resident]

BWAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHH

[hare-librarian]

AHHHHHHH

[chicken-cashier]

Guys, can I come over and scream with you?

[tenragthekatt]

Oh no

[chicken-cashier]

NOOOOOOO, MATILDA-

[rainworld-name-verifier]

the cock

:(

[chicken-cashier]

What do you have against my father?

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post. Directly.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shout out to weird girls and weird boys who became servals

[blacktipped-reefshark-finder]

this post has no sharks

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shout out to weird girls and weird boys who became blacktipped reefsharks

[chicken-cashier]

There are no chickens in this post

[despazito]

Birds are crazy it's like this inconspicuous blob on toothpicks has travelled and seen half the world

[chicken-cashier]

I should go out more

[tiktokstowatch]

[mybigfatgaylife]

plot twist

[cipheramnesia]

kinder surprise

[sour-charity]

the plot chickens

[atlasdotpng]

genuinely I want to know how this happens im curious

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

First egg didn't leave the hen properly. Body starts working on second egg, building a shell around the goo so it will be protected outside the body. First egg is still in there and gets the shell built around it also.

Good work on the chicken laying it, chickens can easily die in this scenario.

[unsatan-offical]

matryoshka egg

[chicken-cashier]

I'm so glad it worked out for her

[chicken-cashier]

I think F*ck the World by Insane Clown Posse is very offensive

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I routinely tell my chickens that they're good chickens, but just between you and me, they are mediocre chickens at best.

[paddysnuffles]

Showed this to my mom and she was like "É, mas também com galinha num tem muito jeito não" which roughly translates as "Yeah, but with chickens, it's not like you have a lot of room for excellence."

[kedreeva]

The fact that so many people across the last couple hundred years (at least) have collected at various competitions to show off their chickens and earn awards for the best chickens at the poultry show would beg to differ, I think.

I mean look at these guys.

Excellent

[no-one-offical]

‎

[hare-librarian]

@chicken-cashier??? Your family pictures have been released

[chicken-cashier]

But as far as I'm aware none of my family have ever did something extraordinary? I'm really glad other chickens are achieving such heights though

[hare-librarian]

Pretty sure the pure black one is your cousin tho

[chicken-cashier]

I'll have to ask someone, don't remember them

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I routinely tell my chickens that they're good chickens, but just between you and me, they are mediocre chickens at best.

[paddysnuffles]

Showed this to my mom and she was like "É, mas também com galinha num tem muito jeito não" which roughly translates as "Yeah, but with chickens, it's not like you have a lot of room for excellence."

[kedreeva]

The fact that so many people across the last couple hundred years (at least) have collected at various competitions to show off their chickens and earn awards for the best chickens at the poultry show would beg to differ, I think.

I mean look at these guys.

Excellent

[no-one-offical]

‎

[hare-librarian]

@chicken-cashier??? Your family pictures have been released

[chicken-cashier]

But as far as I'm aware none of my family have ever did something extraordinary? I'm really glad other chickens are achieving such heights though

[xxspacevampirexx]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate

[sunrisetune]

[ID: A screenshot of Jurgen Leitner's page on The Magnus Archive's wiki, which says, "Date of Death - 16 February 2017. Cause of Death - Brutual pipe murder by Elias Bouchard". /End ID].

[an-ace-rabbit]

@polythemusmoth

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

I'm in

[chaos-triangle]

Me too!

[hare-librarian]

Marry those books

[chicken-cashier]

Of course you'd say that.

Never understood what you found in them, but to each their own I guess

[hare-librarian]

I get to imagine stuff as I read, but be a realist ig

[chicken-cashier]

It's just that I have to focus all the time or everything looses meaning. Words jump around and stuff. How do you even deal with this?

[hare-librarian]

. . .You should get that checked out for dyslexia, I think that’s the word. And I have reading glasses

[chicken-cashier]

Wait, you mean other people don't have this? I don't think I'm like that. I'm probably just slow.

[hare-librarian]

Words jumping ≠ “just slow”

Let me get my sis over here rq to diagnose you

[chicken-cashier]

You have a sister? :D

Um. Um... Ok.

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

I'm in

[chaos-triangle]

Me too!

[hare-librarian]

Marry those books

[chicken-cashier]

Of course you'd say that.

Never understood what you found in them, but to each their own I guess

[hare-librarian]

I get to imagine stuff as I read, but be a realist ig

[chicken-cashier]

It's just that I have to focus all the time or everything looses meaning. Words jump around and stuff. How do you even deal with this?

[hare-librarian]

. . .You should get that checked out for dyslexia, I think that’s the word. And I have reading glasses

[chicken-cashier]

Wait, you mean other people don't have this? I don't think I'm like that. I'm probably just slow.

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

I'm in

[chaos-triangle]

Me too!

[hare-librarian]

Marry those books

[chicken-cashier]

Of course you'd say that.

Never understood what you found in them, but to each their own I guess

[hare-librarian]

I get to imagine stuff as I read, but be a realist ig

[chicken-cashier]

It's just that I have to focus all the time or everything looses meaning. Words jump around and stuff. How do you even deal with this?