The Bath and Body Works Poltergeist

Oh, worm?

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[illuminesce]

Reblog to create chaos in a Midwestern city

[modogoblin]

[depsidase]

[nongunktional]

i'm smoking straight purbol root. this shit aint nothin to me man. they asked me how high my gil stacks i said ask meteion. im in the pussy like a voidsent in a garlean assassin. my chains hang so low i'm giving hydaelyn concussions when i walk, i don't give a fuck. i saw red clouds block out the sun and burned half a pound of allagan chemohash to block it faster. this shit aint nothin to me man. im eating it til the room smells like sunrise over ala mhigo. they said watch out for the lightwarden i said good thing i step heavy. im smoking that shit that summoned the good king moggle mog and im puffing out clouds of darkness. fuck it i tempered the opp. i'm hauling loot that'd sink mistbeard. nidhogg stepped to me i thrashed him so hard he apologized to hraesvelgr. im smoking straight concepts. the convocation of thirteen has me marked for return to the aetherial sea, i'm still burning experimental flying shark scale reefer. this shit ain't nothing to me man. i'll fucking sunder you

[victusinveritas]

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[depsidase]

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[murderous-goose]

@evilwizard

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Winner's Finals

Dr. Pepper VS Jarritos Mandarin

Dr. Pepper

Jarritos Mandarin

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[jsketch12]

you're such a good girl aren't you? press the A button with the correct timing to perform a shield parry for mommy

[edg3ydaddies]

[edg3ydaddies]

[edg3ydaddies]

WHAT THE FUCK

[edg3ydaddies]

Bruce Wayne: I’m not a criminal like you Black Mask: 

[edg3ydaddies]

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[tatzelwurming]