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Janaina Medeiros

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Sade Olutola
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we're not kids anymore.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@post-cactus
houseplant type friend
are minors allowed to interact?
Do you have a dni?
I do not have any DNI.
I know that rude people online don’t play by “swiper no swiping” rules. Personally, I don’t like the idea of telling everyone all of the ways they could hurt me in a concise little description at the top of my blog.
No bigot or anti shipper or pro shipper or whatever you dislike is going to see your DNI and think “Oh, darn. I was going to send anon hate, but they asked me not to interact! Well, I guess I’ll be on my way, then :(“ They’re just going to add more accurate insults to their hand-crafted hatred. If I was younger, and included an “I’M A MINOR!!!” In my bio, then anyone looking to prey on a kid now knows I’m someone to target. Instead, try blocking mature tags so you don’t end up seeing any content you don’t want to see! It works much better, and is more proactive than just relying on other people to get out of your way.
Things like that are the same reason I don’t include my name, gender, age, job, or any other identifying information. It’s why I have my pronouns set to “any/all”. I just don’t like anyone having my info to use at their whims. I’m sure if you tried hard enough, you could figure a couple of things out about me, but I try to keep it as faceless as possible.
As for the “minors don’t interact” thing, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s not up to me whether some 15 year old stumbles across my blog and decides to follow. I’m not going to comb through all of my followers and block everyone who doesn’t have their signed birth certificate in PDF format to confirm that they’re definitely 100% real adults. I include trigger warnings for suggestive content, violence, and gore. I have it in my pinned post, and every post that needs it. If anyone who’s triggered by those things sees a post, all they have to do is either block me, or block the specific tag. If they click through the warning anyways, it’s out of my hands at that point. I’m not a cop, and it’s not my job to police what other people can see. If you are a minor, and you don’t want to see any of my more mature content, then block tags like “TW suggestive” or “TW gore” or “TW blood”, etc. Or, better yet, just block me if you need to! I state in my pinned post that I will post mature content sometimes.
I go by AO3 rules, pretty much. Don’t like? Don’t read. When I make a more mature post, you can filter it out if you don’t want to see it. If you think you can handle it, be my guest.
haha did anyone else feel a cold spot pass through them just now or
[stolen from bluesky]
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
Oh bother.
im deleting this fucking website
It took me a minute
Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade
…Hey is “paging” somebody because you would send a page to find them?
Assuming that’s not sarcasm, because sometimes I have trouble picking that up through just text, I’m pretty sure “paging” someone comes from pagers, although I admit I could very well be wrong.
Looked it up: other way around, “pager” is from “to page”, which is indeed from the servant boy sense.
Glad my intuition has served me this time.
i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.
the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also
I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC, I consume HUMAN MEDIA, and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.
kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water
you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms
you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things
you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult
children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:
can I come over and look at you like this
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
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I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog...toy?
sometimes i forget that i am mutuals with very cool people and i have to go "im mutuals with this person????" haha
woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and
facking punch you