Postgradnej

24-year old trying to be an adult. I'd like a glass of alcohol, please.

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

*includes a funeral playlist in my will* 

[marciabrady]

“I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!”

[postgradnej]

So much changes.

You expect that things will remain the same forever. That you’ll constantly see the same people. You’ll always run in the same circles. You’ll never truly find what you seek.

But you’re wrong. You’re so wonderfully, beautifully, splendidly wrong. And how happy you will be when you realize it.

[thursday]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the information they try to keep from you.

[deconstructedcunt]

doctor pepper ravioli potter you are named after two of the bravest men i know

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

doctor pepper isn’t a coke product god dammit the instructions are right there how you fuck this up

[wintersoldierarchive]

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky]

Me @Disney: 

[teesadutta]

[urietrouble]

OK this is cute

[thicciblonsky-deactivated202008]

#HumanizeHer

[stability]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[hayleyattwell]

I think I can handle myself.

[resynth]

literally the first thing R2-D2 does after spending god knows what amount of time sleeping on information vital to the entire galaxy is insult C-3PO, beautiful

[ultronan-deactivated20160207]

#i have lukes map you golden piece of shit (via phasmascaptain)

[becomingonewithmybed]

[hirxeth]

[clarabellecow]

after all, there’s only one more sleep ‘til Christmas day