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i hate sports fans who insist on being levelheaded and not just because they're uppity but because they fundamentally misunderstand the appeal of sports which is narrative flair and pathos and PIZZAZZ. like ohtani, possibly the greatest baseball player in history, having a massive gambling addiction isn't "bad for the game" (except maybe for the dodgers' japanese brand deals) it's an amazing plot twist. it makes him a tragic hero. have a little fun with it ffs

#i don't think it's his debt btw i do believe he was just covering for ippei but people are SO annoyed when it's suggested i don't get it #sorry for not being on here for a month btw #my posts

how does a person go on testosterone on a whim

#i support easier access to trans healthcare but not for me specifically #they shouldve gatekept this more wtf #personal

things i am really good at when dissociating:

crossword puzzles

reading old english aloud

things i am really bad at when dissociating:

colour matching games

WRITING holy shit

#i have an essay due tonight and this guy was my ta last semester too and im really worried hes gonna think im plagiarizing i sound NOTHING #like myself #actually wondering if im concussed its so bad #personal

glavilio

bro... last night was a edward hopper painting

glavilio

#art

argumate

not to be outdone by Ms Swift I hastily announce my hotly awaited "Errors" tour, in which I awkwardly reblog my worst posts while the paltry crowd hoots in derision

harshethic

#and i fell for it so hard

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

#all timer

log6

I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

duncebento

i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall

log6

we were at the beach on a towel so...

beadyeyes

So watch out

shetheyslain

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

fluttershyweed757-deactivated20

In da clib

casgirl

I HATEEEE the term “my Roman Empire” bc it’s like a term that’s grown from a meme about how “men think about the Roman Empire while girls think about Girl Things teehee!” Can we just go back to calling it “my white whale”. Bc THAT comes from captain ahab a man whom we can all relate to.

here's me embarrassing myself by writing about my love of embarrassing myself

#my writing #i opened tumblr bc im about to start working on a pitch for my next article and i wanted to remember what tumblr posts ive made about it #most of my nonfiction could also be a tumblr post

disgustinggf

sorry for being so weird i can and will get even weirder

was feeling like shit in the shower so i told myself i didn't have to go to class today but now have laid in bed for half an hour and am feeling much better but i'd already mentally prepared myself to not have to go to class. wat the fuck

#i was so sleepy but i keep making myself laugh which has the unfortunate consequence of waking myself up #period standup routines somehow never get old to me i'm always like yeah i AM the only person who's experienced this #personal