Surprisingly Shit Shitposts

unexpected memes with ambiguous themes

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Pickle Adventure Man!

~Entry 1 - 9th July, 2016~

The other day I was eating a burger and I saw in the burger a pickle so I said hello pickle and it said nothing so I through it on the ground that’ll teach the fuck to disrespect me again like that.

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doggo

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"Heh-heh-heh-Hao owrrrr-rah-heh-heh-heh-heh-hun! HUH-HAOW! HAH-HAOUgh"- bigcheesy95

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Lick my elbow Madonna

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“ Oh no! I think im in love with Vladimir Putin!!!! “

-Redfoo

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Her: *Stares at me*

Me:*Stares Intently back*

Her:*Gets Crucified by my huge pulsating MF-ing like button*

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12 year old on xbox live: “i fucked your mum and im cuming after you next!!!!!!! ”

me-an intellectual: “umm actually there’s no way you would be able to do that-”

Steve Buscemi: “i bet you’re a pussy, 1v1 me on jupiter”

the manifestation of my insecurititties: “you fool! you can not withstand the force of jupiter’s gravity!!!! it has too much mass, we would not be able to fight on its surface because its gravity is way too strong!!!! Don’t you see that (6.67408 × 10-11 * 1.898 ×1027 )/  ( 6.9911 x 107)2  =  25.9177?!?!?!  Dont be like this Mr Goldblum, its too much to handle, im not strong enough for this. I dont want to disappoint you again .

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There are two types of people in this world, people who know how to perform the green Cartesian Frankfurt and the rest of you under appreciative fucks.

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