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thesnobbyartsyblog

Look book

#reblog

foulserpent

memewhore

klubbhead

tekka-dan

How do you unintentionally ruin the own point of your message

biwesley-blog

wheres the lie

deactivated588537

Your face would look cute as fuck with my man goo on it.

That is the worst sentence anyone has ever had the audacity to make me look at with my own two eyes

postmodernpuritan

your reply was so perfect I’m cracking up

tlirsgender

I love the frog side of tumblr bc it’s like standing in a big room & holding up a picture of a frog & everyone going “wow I love this frog”

can people still see my blog or what

ciphernetics

shitpostbot5k

earthdad

how society sees opossums:

how they actually are:

infinityuserboxes

saprosappho

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

mockiato-deactivated20200315

The only real ally

bustedbitmap

portalgifs

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

monasticmaestoso

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

ryanccole

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????