Knowing Smiles @postponinginevitable - Tumblr Blog

hi! this is where shitpost reblogging happens.

very infrequently, actual posts will be made.

Fence posts. I am a carpenter.

*hammer noises*

my "im an Anomalocaris i do my best" voice i do whip out as a party trick though and i get kind of annoying about it. wait fuck i copied the indentation with it now everyone's gonna know i copy pasted it because i was too scared id misspell anomalocaris without it.

diacetylm0rphine-android

"problematic level gap" lol you're just mad cos girls think its hot i can kill them instantly and you chose a class with shit burst damage so you're never going to be able to do that.

gothfoxgirlboy

Story time how I got a 200$ MTG card with only a basic land.

First I took my basic land and found a potential trader. I found a 5$ card in their binder and offered my land and a blowjob.

Then with my new 5$ card I found another trader. Grabbing a 20$ card with a easy deal of my card and a blowjob.

After that I found another trader and offered my 20$ card and a blowjob for a 50$ card.

Next trader gladly took the 50$ card and a blowjob for a 90$ card.

I was almost there and with a clever trade of the 90$ card and a blowjob I had my hands on a card worth 143$

The last trade took a lot of haggling but I managed to get the 200$ card with my 143$ card and a blowjob

Being able to bargain and properly trade is the key to improving your collection. Prove that your dedication to the game is more than just lip service

my-life-is-a-sidequest

I approve of the Hussle but you are still trading magic cards at the end of the day

prokopetz

It's super entertaining how a lot of housecats seem to parse camera lenses as eyes and react accordingly, but I sometimes wonder if wild cats have the same reaction. Like, are wildlife studies getting messed up because a bobcat saw a trail camera and was like Why Is This Fucking Thing Watching Me?

cephaloclod

do we think its ethical if i stumble around and occasionally bump my horns into things to trick other festival goers into thinking im a human new having horns to try and bait them into groping them more? i want girls to touch em but i feel weird just straight up telling them to

newholecity

girl whos read worm and homestuck: do you have three hours to spare for me to talk abt my ttrpg OC in a slightly different vocal register than usual?

girl whos read umineko and worm: i just like acting. literally millions of people are actors. that doesnt signify anything

girl whos read umineko and homestuck: sometimes i think about the version of me who didn't move away so much i can see the contours of her life

girl whos read umineko, worm, and homestuck: yeah its actually really relaxing not having to front all the time

drizzledrawings

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

ntrider

I don't relate to bus users in this app either because all of you check the bus' status in your phone or something that's now how you do it. you're supposed to ask people on the street if your bus was here recently and if they say "yeah quite recently" you go "FUCK!" and sit back down

ntrider

"what if my buses are unpredictable and the next one may take 40 minutes to show up" then you sit at the bus stop for 40 minutes. what else

ntrider

THE BUS IS HOW I GO HOME

cossachka-offical

sometimes you gotta walk

ntrider

if that was an option I would have considered it

cossachka-offical

i forgot how american this site is

ntrider

I'M BRAZILIAN

jofiah

a flat chest is a landing strip for another girl's much bigger boobs

jofiah

and, of course, her cock.

dragongirlbunny

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

spheal-of-approval

Oh boy time to spend 30 hours writing a Lancer campaign about this

gogurtgirlsucker

i should not be allowed to cut my hair ever again

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM