Knowing Smiles

18-35, she/her, Here for really anything! (was supposed to be a helpful guide to the universe but I spiraled reallll hard) A lot of untagged nsft stuff, very much caveat emptor, nsft to an almost extreme degree (getting better tho! have sideblog now)

[postponinginevitable]

hi! this is where shitpost reblogging happens.

very infrequently, actual posts will be made.

Fence posts. I am a carpenter.

*hammer noises*

[boringkate]

Hipster voice: The popular girls invited you to an orgy? And you went? That's embarassing. You're so basic. I only hook up with weird esoteric girls. Ones you've probably never even heard of.

[um-jammer-tranny]

i wanna get a girl high and slowly watch the boundaries of her control dissolve in real-time. watch the last glimmer of restraint slip from her eyes as she submits to her buried need and baser instinct. teeth sinking into me-fingers wringing at my throat and wrists with violently surfaced want

[leafs-lounge]

@howlingmists @werewolf-girl-cock

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i swear to fucking god im a brat magnet i dont know what it is

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

seriously what the fuck is it besides me being the most easily baitable woman on the fucking planet cuz its not that they know that before they get the chance to why do i just attract the type of girl who makes me want to destroy her

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

becoming increasingly worried that brat is just my type

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i love brats but i hate them but i want to watch them melt under my softest touch but i want to make them bleed and cry and i love the way theyre all talk but when they talk like that i want to rip their clothes off them right then and there and make everyone watch as i teach them some fucking manners and i think i just realised in the process of typing this why im a brat magnet

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

[physically shaking from being horny] I will fucking throttle you

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[mlarayoukai]

age regression omorashi saw

[humiliationvictim]

[soup-mother]

People are always talking about Tumblr's aging userbase, but I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. Just the other week one of my mutuals was 23, and today she's 6 years old!

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[sado-fiend]

"Are you ticklish?" and other terrifying texts to receive from your CNC top.

[kinda-pushy-fem]

I hate having to turn reblogs off on some posts but I really don't like the way some people try to twist my posts into being heterosexual. Everything I say is made with lesbian intent, and that's a princess promise

[memeuplift]

[athelind]

It's a d

it's a dus

It's a dust bu

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[eerie-discordant-archives]

I need someone to thwack out my spine as if smoothing wrinkled jeans

[slut-drunk]

I fucking love turning people into bubble wrap like that

[eerie-discordant-archives]

I need to be crunched

[dykethiing]

I’m always sayin they gotta put me on the taffy puller. Stretch me out real good

[eerie-discordant-archives]

My spine alignment can only be solved by a clown treating me like a billionaire’s young ward

[slut-drunk]

[eerie-discordant-archives]

So what I really need is a huge dildo. Something something fuck-the-pain-away, whatever.

[reticentlybouncingonit]

I’m like if an instant loss protagonist wasn’t bratting in panel one but simply told a really annoying joke while beaming at you

[somechubbynerd]

What a completely inconsequential color palette

Goals: Be so feminine that you forget ever being a man.

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage