I send the bf too many things and tumblr dms suck

[posts-for-the-boytoy]

Shorthand sorting system

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[winningmachine]

Who else up thinking about bjj black belt craig jones saying You can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts we are yet to give anyone autism.

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[zegalba]

bonsai tree house by takanori aiba

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[visandrack]

[faggo-tron-prime]

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[myspace]

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]

[memeuplift]

[xx-puppygirl-xx]

[segamascott]

[animentality]

[hikarisakurariver]

Your middle aged Aunts lead the first online charge for yaoi and your great Aunts lead the first conventions for fandoms and wrote yaoi fanfiction on paper. (It just wasn’t called that at the time)

Sometimes they didn’t even show anyone. Sometimes they showed a few fellow fans.

You simply live now, following in their footsteps path they laid.

[minkhollow42]

On a related note, passed my way by a friend:

[mercurialmalcontent]

Your middle-aged aunts are very likely STILL writing fanfiction, it's not like they forgot what a computer and fandoms are when they hit 40, you know?

[latriviata]

transcripts under cut!

OP:

tweet by @\usermangoes: thinking about that one time my aunt asked to read my fanfiction and i went "it's just a lot of gay prn [porn]" and she looked at me put her hands on her hips and went "am i not old enough to read gay prn? [porn]" like damn my bad [01 Nov 25]

reply by @\aestethicc_meow: the middle aged aunts yearn for the yaoi

Reply: undated tweet by @\RG_sh118 in both Japanese and English

おばあちゃんに「孫ちゃんの書いた本（※同人誌）読みたい」って言われたけどR-18本だから......って断ったら「おばあちゃん、R-85なのに.....？」って来て笑ったそれはそうだけれども

My grandma said to me, "I want to read the book my grandchild wrote (*Note: doujinshi)," but when I refused, saying it's an R-18 book... she came back with "Grandma's R-85, though...?" and I burst out laughing. Well, that's true, I guess.

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