[sloppystyle]

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[furry-fey]

remember that time in july 2014 when jägermeister made themselves a stag fursona fuckboy for an ad campaign?

July 18, 2014 – Dogpatch Press

[furry-fey]

tho I don't think anything has beaten orangina's 2010 campaign yet

[furry-fey]

orangina even ran a couple of very not subtle video ads [according to the wikifur page, the puma one got censored in some countries lol]

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[dankxsinatra]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[charl0ttan]

[swagophile]

me: im so bored today idk what to do

the scary pervert: i have an idea....

me: oh my god ew no

the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on

me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again

the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters

me: okay youre right im sorry

the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually

me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough

[sacred-portal]

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[delmondo]

[catboybiologist]