Everything’s Comin’ Up Milhouse

Not even half as edgy as I try to be

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[lyjerria]

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

[the-verdant-weirdo]

✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness

[twenlyonepilots-deactivated2020]

when u wanna talk to someone but u don’t wanna be……..too much

[anxietyproblem]

[thesongoflife-deactivated202203]

My meat: N-no you already did it 5 times….no more please!

Me:

[largishcat]

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

[gutterband-deactivated20200828]

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

[largishcat]

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

[venusianhag]

my eyes have been streaming blood since i saw this quote last night

[tami-taylors-hair]

Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[must-be-mythtaken]

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

[must-be-mythtaken]

[gen-is-gone]

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

[digitaldiscipline]

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[matchagirl]

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

[untitled41444]

🎀 🌸 M U L A N 🌸 🎀

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[thebootydiaries]

*photo looks absolutely nothing like me* ah yes. this is the One

[valtsv]

jk rowling on her deathbed: the phoenix was dumbledore’s gay lover

[pi-la]