rat envy

[sssquids]

Oh yeah

[evieeion]

oops dropped my doops

[what-even-is-thiss]

No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

[acrylic-user]

I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, I’m talking about the mundane horror of existing as a human being.

[dogpuppy]

[flowersforvax]

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[assiraphales]

I know padme’s friends were tired. oh so you’re marrying the hormonal teenage space monk who lives halfway across the galaxy that the you’ve seen a total of two months in the last ten years? are we sure this is love or do you just think he’s hot? bc you’re a queen turned senator and he’s emotionally stunted and in a cult. maybe we should at least wait until he cuts off that rat tail perchance?

[assiraphales]

padme: I’ve caught feelings………for a jedi

padme’s friends: girl understands obi wan is SO hot and the fact that he’s off limits only makes him hotter

padme: no, his padawan. anakin. the one who has been staying w us for the last month

padme friends:

[sssquids]

Hi all. My kitty Fizz is having some roughy health problems and I’m between work and struggling at the moment. Usually I’d rather die than ask for help but if anyone’s feeling a little generous, I’d super appreciate a dono or a reblog. You can read about her here.

Donate to Help Fizz Recover and Stay Healthy, organized by Sarah H

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[salithemage]

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

[dogpuppy]

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[thememedaddy]

[natalieironside]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

[softness-and-shattering]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

[fipindustries]

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth

[bryanjamess]

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed