Kyle: Coast City ain't seen a group of guys this crazy.
Roy, Kyle, and Wally: *clink bottles*
Roy: Wait. where the hell is Dick?
Dick, disheveled: Sorry I'm late, boys. Flew that new budget airline, GothamAir.
Roy: What the hell happened to you?
Dick: They overbooked the flight so I had to do a GothamAir cage match for a seat. Let's just say ten-year-old Damian Wayne won't be visiting his grandpa this weekend.
Wally: What are you guys thinking for dinner?
Roy: I had a Star City Air in-flight meal so I'm good.
Dick: GothamAir's in-flight meal was just a big pot of stew they passed back. By the time it made it back to me, it was just Bane venom and fear toxin.
Kyle: What the fuck is GothamAir, dude?
Wally: We hitting the clubs tonight?
Kyle: Maybe find some people?
Dick: I kinda met this person on my layover in Kahndaq.
Wally: You had a layover in Kahndaq?
Roy: Dude, you're from Gotham!
Kyle: GothamAir is coal-powered?
Dick: Yep, and when they run out of coal they use your checked luggage. Felt bad, one lady checked her ex-boyfriend.
Dick: Hey, say what you want, but if it wasn't for that clown we wouldn't have cleared Keystone.
Dick: I actually watched Dune on the plane.
Dick: Oh no, no. Two fruit bats dune-ing it on my tray table.
Wally: ...Did you get a photo of that?
Dick: The safety video kept saying "when we crash." And we did.
Dick: Yeah, I left a week ago. It's all good, they redeemed me a hundred Wayne Points.
Wally: What are those good for?
Dick: You can use them at any Batburger in the Crime Alley area.
Wally, impressed: No way!
Dick: I gotta check in to my GothamAir flight tomorrow.
Dick: *sticks his phone down his pants*
Roy: What is that? WHY IS THAT REQUIRED?!?
Dick: It's their version of Face ID.
Dick, into his phone: Nightwing likes GothamAir.
Roy: IT'S VOICE-ACTIVATED TOO?!?
Roy, on his phone: I'm looking at the GothamAir seat map. Why can I book cockpit for an extra seven dollars?!