life? don’t talk to me about life

she/her

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[vedajuno]

the “morbin time” tweet gets its dues for tricking Sony into making a movie bomb twice but we don’t talk about how there is a billion dollar cost franchise of films in theaters right now that only exists because James Cameron saw this tweet and got really really mad

[pottletheidiot]

wow i’m trying but i genuinely have no idea

was the main character jake?

was sigourney weaver in it?

they probably said something something unobtanium or pandora idk

[woman-becomer]

thank you so much adblockers. thank you. I love you. thank you so much

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[thelovelygods]

[bogleech]

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

[pottletheidiot]

and then we have a butlerian jihad?

pretty please?

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[pottletheidiot]

has anything changed on this site in the past year?

haven’t really used it since last january

[pottletheidiot]

not sure why they’re “inviting me to update my system so that it remains functional” since it appears to be working fine

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[cassiesinsanity]

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

[mea-laetitia]

im sobbing omg

[noodles-07]

Please do build a frog its very nice

[axolotlus275]

Can very much recommend building a frog

[pottletheidiot]

I greatly enjoyed building a frog

[cosmonautroger]

Calappa lophos

[aphid-kirby]

That's how these crabs breathe! Flowing water has more oxygen, so doing this allows their gills to take more oxygen. Underwater you wouldn't notice, but the water here is at just the right depth to make a it look like a cute water fountain! ==:)

[littleguysdaily]

[pottletheidiot]

little guy!!

[skippyisntfunny]

[oddlysexypancake]

[wikiphilia]

Major scientific breakthrough spotted. in the boundlessly chaotic void of linguistic misunderstanding

[pottletheidiot]

i fucking love physics omg

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[corviiids]

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about

[blog-normal-distribution]

Feel like pure shit just want primary school PE parachute back

[electronsprotonscroutons]

nnobody even knew it was their last time with the parachute. never got to live up the last time with the parachute. just,, onee day it was there, and one day it was gone. and here we are: separate at last,,

[totallytesco]

i loved when you would run full force into another child and one (or both) of you would deck it

[averydeadshootingstar]

please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please hair grow faster please faster grow hair

[queer-as-city-folk]

Your son did well in school congrats, he has been granted the following modifiers

- Anxiety

- fear of failure

- inability to work with others

[mothersoatmilk]

- girl

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hmmm, how did that get in there