hockey!

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[whirlpool-blogs]

I am three minutes into this oilers locker room tour and they are showing me their auto sensor urinals that light up to indicate how hydrated you are or aren’t x

[rattdrai]

when you know, you know

[ethlkane]

i’m lowkey kinda obsessed with this photo of geno like fuckkkk

[heartbeatline]

Pittsburgh Penguins v Atlanta Thrashers

ATLANTA - DECEMBER 9: Evgeni Malkin #71 of the Pittsburgh Penguins watches the scoreboard during the game against the Atlanta Thrashers on December 9, 2006 at Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)

[toffcake]

post olympic final conference

[ohcebo]

alternate metros jersey shane 🙂‍↕️

[to-tkachuk-or-not]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Leon Draisaitl/Matthew Tkachuk Characters: Matthew Tkachuk, Leon Draisaitl Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Red Deer, Character Study Summary:

When the receptionist at Red Deer starts giving him knowing smiles and pulling out his reservation before he even has a chance to say his name, Matthew realises he may have a problem.

[to-tkachuk-or-not]

sooooo I wrote fanfic for the first time ever ! you should def go read and tell me what you think :)

[purecommemasolitude]

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

[paintedpatroclus]

captain canada !

[sidsrockingchair]

[hockeyrpfmicrofics]

🏒 interest check: hockey rpf microfic monthly challenge!

hi, hockeyblr! 🤍

i've been thinking about putting together a month-long microfic challenge for anyone who enjoys writing hockey rpf, and i'd love to see if there's any interest!

the idea is simple: one prompt a month, one tiny story. each prompt would be one or two words, open to interpretation, so you can write whatever inspires you. fluff, angst, canon, au, rarepairs, popular ships, gen, friendships, established relationships, first meetings... anything goes.

there'd be no minimum or maximum word count and no pressure to write every month. the goal is simply to have fun, celebrate the community, and maybe discover some new writers and ships along the way.

i'd also love for this to be as welcoming as possible. whether you've been writing hockey rpf for years or you're posting your very first fic, you're invited. 💛

if this sounds like something you'd join, please like or reblog this post! feel free to leave suggestions for prompts, themes, or anything you'd love to see included.

let's write some tiny stories together. 🏒✨

[kaijuerotica]

every hockey fan on the dash currently has the energy of a coyote gnawing its foot off in a bear trap

[loveridden1999]

liking a sports team is like putting a hex upon yourself

[blondebrainpowered]

Racine Wisconsin Belles, playing the South Bend Blue Sox, 9/14/47. All-American Girls Professional Baseball League.

Photo credit: Everett Collection

[toffcake]

connie!!

[fairybreaddemon]

The concept of McDrai/the polycule screaming gay anthem dancing on my own at the top of their lungs lmao of course they are.

[demotu-writes]

"I'm in the corner watching you kiss her" like yeah boys we know can you stop rubbing it in already