tumblr 2: the twittering: return to tumblr rock

they/them

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[kosmogrl]

[slowlikehoney1996]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

[blluish]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[saint-batrick]

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

[fatsexybitch]

[taylortruther]

and we will never go back to that blood! shed! crimson clover! uh huh! the worst was over! my hand! was the one you reached for!! all throughout the great war! aways remember! uh huh! we're! burned for better! i vowed! i would always be yours 'cause we survived the great war

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

[deadbeatmaker]

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

[catchymemes]

[cdplayer]

why do piercings take so long to heal. the body should be more willing to create new holes

[memewhore]

[thebreakfastgenie]

sooo.... tee hee.... what's it like being doomed by the narrative? *twirls hair*

[stuckinapril]

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

[fiercestpurpose]

breaking kayfabe to say that goncharov posting combines the tumblr user's love of doubling down on an obvious lie (e.g. sharks are smooth) with the tumblr user's love of writing paragraphs of discourse on ultimately meaningless things

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

not the loop repeating tomorrow because I didn't break the pattern today

[destructions-daughter]

Very interested to see how tumblr’s usual introduction-adulation-cancellation cycle plays out vis-a-vis Goncharov.

[destructions-daughter]

Okay, since nobody asked I will explain further.

Typically, a piece of media can only sustain popularity on tumblr for so long before users begin pointing to its flaws as proof positive that it’s morally bankrupt to engage with said piece of media at all.

Watching Goncharov’s upswing in popularity makes me wonder if it’s cracked the code to circumventing this phenomenon entirely. It may be the perfect piece of media for tumblr as its very nonexistence allows it to remain truly flawless and therefore uncancellable. I guess only time will tell.

[miskatonicwater]

Not dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain but a secret third, more hilariously stupid, thing.

[jerrylandis]

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs