corn appreciation blog

hi im maria and im probably procrastinating

[lizziesolsen-deactivated2017060]

someone needs to stop this meme

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u

[sirn-deactivated20130119]

i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model

[corpish]

I always knew it

[skynohoshi]

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

[aisforarthur]

[thebackyardigans]

……his own fam 

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[bonginspector]

What language is this

[tittytaytay]

idk but somehow i understand it

[solarsquared]

“that’s calm”

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[freeparkbom]

[studymor-deactivated20171210]

moodboard: plants make studying better

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[setheverman]

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

[songllama]

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

[setheverman]

your brother

[raychjackson]

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

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