[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[deyathemuniz]

[shithowdy]

guy who pronounces whatsapp "what's a peepee"

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[stupiderat]

Baby ducklings!

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[mezzeerie]

Marcille I did when I was watching Dungeon Meshi a while back <33

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[espikola]

[389]

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[yfel-axel]

again and again and

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on