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blake kathryn
d e v o n

Andulka
hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always
sheepfilms
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Bowery Presents
ojovivo

Product Placement

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline
todays bird

PR's Tumblrdome

bliss lane

Discoholic 🪩
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@pray-for-us-cinnas
assembling a team
would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.
it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety
The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert
Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).
Today I share with you bronze rats from the Meiji period.
“Freedom is a light for which many men have died in darkness”
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
Oh god insufferable yank day is in 48 hours
Soon.
dang I gotta do something with my life
*does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing*
Idk what hes saying but i agree
rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace
@uncle-beanbag
Rednecks are worldwide
a few years ago when I lived in rural-ish China farmers would just roll into town in THE most mad max inspired tractors I had ever seen. I snapped a pic and sent it to my redneck dad and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so jealous
Why is the meat so thick???? why is no one talking about that??? Thick meat 😳😳😳
Dude it’s an entire animal. They’re thick.
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
'somebody loves you,' charles m. schulz, 1986.
i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed