Precarious Peonies 💖

[precariouspeonies]

Whoever the bluenotes employee is that is labeling skirts/jeans as “low-waisted” when they touch my belly button… you actually NEED to get your shit rocked 🖕

(Before anyone asks, i have an average length torso)

[preztail]

everyone forgets that grayson is so angry that he hides it with kindness and softness. quips to hide how heartbroken he is about what happened to babs and jason and everyone else he’s ever loved. while jason is so kind and tender that he hides it with anger. the anger of being taken advantage of because of his eagerness to serve and help. so much so that his anger forms into him helping crime alley and the kids who never got adopted like he did. they are genuinely two sides of the same coin and i could go on forever about it!!

[zan-miya]

the crime alley kids love their protector :) I headcanon that the kids are somewhat wary of the other bats and are only truly comfortable with jason. they ask to try on his helmet while jason tries to calm the little ones and distribute snacks and supplies to them. All the kids in Red Hood's area wears a red bat symbol in the form of keychains, painted on their items, etc as a sign that they are under jason's protection. Whoever messes with them will have to face the wrath of Red Hood 🙏

[precariouspeonies]

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💬 12  🔁 454  ❤️ 3106 · the crime alley kids love their protector :) I headcanon that the kids are somewhat wary of the other bats and are on

Just seen this adorable art of Jason with some kids in crime alley and i can TOTALLY see Jay becoming like Bruce 2.0, and he just starts adopting/taking in a bunch of mistreated kids!

[precariouspeonies]

Random question.

What is the MIN amount of time that can pass in a serious relationship before you can’t forgive them for keeping a secret identity from you?

(That was worded horribly im so sorry)

I’m talking like superhero(powers)/vigilante/CIA agent or something like that.

I feel like 8-10 months is the MAX amount of time that can pass before i might have to seriously consider breaking up 💀

[precariouspeonies]

I fear I adore retail therapy way too much as a Marxist 😅

[stqrdxst-xx]

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[precariouspeonies]

Whats it called when the only two emotions you ever feel are either Optimism or Numbness? 🤔

[precariouspeonies]

I wanted to write a book. Bear my soul, and expound my philosophy to the world.

Just to find out that the inner principles of my being had already been written by Walt Whitman. 🙃

Fuck you Walter 🤦🏾‍♀️

[precariouspeonies]

Some days I feel like I’m riding a unicorn on ten pounds of coke, and then I hear that fuck ass purple cat starting to purr 🤦🏾‍♀️