Squidward x spongbob fanfic
Mpreg, divorce, cheating, mlm, wlw, Milk's song, attempted murder, angst, major character death
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Squidward: "spongebob im pregnant"
Sponge bob: "congrats squiddy!! Am i the dad?"
Squidward: "Nope, I'm cheating on you."
Spongebob: "b-but why squidwardo???"
Squidward: "Bcs im actually..."
Spongebob: "fo real?!!??!?!?"
Obama: "Let me be clear, squidward is actually pregnant and you're the father!"
Spongebob: "we have to go to him then!!"
Squidward: "I'm pregnant!! And your not the father!!!"
Squillium: "WHAT?!?!? Your ch-ch-CHEATING ON ME?!??!?!"
Squidward: "YES! and the father.... Is SPONGEBOB!"
Spongebob:"Squiddy! I heard the news! Is it true im your baby daddy?"
Squillium: "Ok well, I'm inlove with HIM!!"
Squillium points at mr.krabs
Mr.krabs: "ayayayayyy now my child will have two parents again!!"
Squillium: " I have somethijg to tell you all.... I'm actually....."
Donald Trump: "president donald trump!"
Mr.Krabs: "ykw i think we should break up"
Squidward: "Squillium we need a divorce!!"
Squillium Trump: "FINE!!"
Gary: "Meow" translation= "My client was cheated on first!"
Squillium Trump: "FINE I CHEATED! So WHAT?!??!"
Gary: "Meow mew Meow MEOW" translation= "Your honor, case CLOSED!"
Judge Milk: "Squillium, you cheated on your husband, you have to give up half of your martial assets to him!"
Squillium Trump: "NOOOOOOO!!!!"
Squillium has a heart attack and dies
Junko Enoshima: "Can I get one krabby pattie with a kelp shake and some dispair?"
Plankton: "Grrrrrrr!! Mr.Krabs is MINE!!"
Plankton throws a knife at Junko but misses bcs he sucks
Junko Enoshima: "Girl I was js ordering a Krabby pattie chill bruh"
Mr.Krabs: "You like me still Plankton???"
Plankton: "I never STOPPED loving you bbg"
Spongebob: "KRABS!! MY HUSBAND IS GOING INTI LABOUR!!"
Junko Enoshima: "Woah, can i come?"
Spongebob: "sure, BUT WEVE GOTTA GO!!"
-At the hospital (in costal rica ft.ocean)-
Doctor Hatsune spongeku: "PUSH SQUIDASS!!"
Junko Enoshima: "We came as fast as we could!!"
The baby pops out and it's GREY???
Doctor Hatsune: "Your baby is an underwater Karkat Vantas! Good luck!"
The doctor leaves the room and squidward hold his baby
Squillium Trump's spirit floating to hell: "Curse you Obama!!"
Obama: "You two are a lovely couple!"
Squidward: "Thank you Obama!"
Docotor Hatsune: "Judge Milk cmon lets get you back home..."
Milk who was hiding in the corner: "And thank you viewers!"
Spongebob: "Obama our love couldn't have blossomed without you!!"
Thank you for reading bbg
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