Precious Gems

[kaijuno]

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

[progrocksterone-deactivated2026]

[bonni]

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

[hyaskus]

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

[butch-king-frankenstein]

stop reblogging butch and femme Matthew Lillard

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[charlixcxashtray]

no shade but which is which

[supermarvelgirl15]

Boomerang arrow 🪃

Hawkeye #3 (2012)

Hawkeye (2021)

[quoms]

“The big learning is that if you want to kill someone, you can kill them. It’s really scary but true,” said the executive, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “It seems crazy that we’re just figuring this out.”

[acewatney]

“Security is a sunk cost. It doesn’t make companies money, so it’s an easy place to cut at budget time,” said Krummrich, the Global Guardian executive. “You can ride the risk and hope nothing happens. But if it does, you have a much bigger problem emotionally, financially and optics-wise for the brand than if you invest in security up front.”

this is the quote that's really sending me.

[unpretty]

security is expensive, but being shot in the street like a dog is bad for the brand, so there's pros and cons

[bdafic]

get his ass

[funny-tik-toks]

[sophsun1]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 3.15: Sabrina and the Pirates

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

and if you don’t like that you can fuck off!

[thirtysixsavefiles]

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

[the-space-narwhal]

[thehappyfangirl]

Someone mentioned on another tumblr post about how nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder.

Write your story. Write it again. And again.

[sashaforthewin]

Okay but do you understand the TREASURE TROVE of reading a fic you enjoy and then looking at the author's page and discovering they have written multiple just like it?! That is the ultimate score!

[the-bar-sinister]

Nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder

☝️☝️☝️

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[niriaveil]

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[arahir]

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

[therootbeersprite]

My cat is purring right now because I am petting her. She is so soft and sweet!

[joasakura]

I saw two new leaves on a plant I was trying to root from a broken stem!

[preciousgems308]

My pretty baby boy Otter(cat) is napping in my lap while his 5 month old son takes a nap in his kennel otherwise they would still be wrestling all over my room.

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony: Hey no more coffee for you, it'll stunt your growth

Peter: Respectfully Mr. Stark I don't think I'll take your advice for being healthy

Tony: Young man when I was your age-

Peter: You were doing cocaine to fuel your lab binges

Tony: What? No... who told you that

Peter: Rhodey

Tony: Shit

[catchymemes]

The Legend Of SWORD DOG

[irishfry]

It's genuinely impressive how good the dog is at using a sword tho

[cactus-with-boobs]

Six seasons and a movie. Six seasons and a fucking movie. @netflix @prime-video @disney-the-official @hulu @apple-tv-blog

[bloodfreakcastiel]

at least they keep falling in love in every universe on ao3