NOTHING EXIST

MONEY ISNT REAL TIME ISNT REAL YOU ARENT REAL THEY ARENT REAL DEATH ISNT REAL LIFE ISNT REAL PAIN ISNT REAL NOTHING IS REAL ALL OF THIS IS A SIMULATION ONE BIG VIDEO GAME AND GOD HAS THE CONTROLLER AND YOU ARE GOD

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[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

BANNED WORD SPOTTED

[midiport]

literally ahead of its time

[prehensilealiendick]

looking up my famous cousin and finding out my greatgrandmother on my dads side has the same first and middle name as my mom

[worldend]

dont ship irl people unless its karl marx and engels

[prehensilealiendick]

if i have to tell one more cashier what marlboro 72s are even one more time for the rest of my life im killing myself

[schakira]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I want what that endangered crane has with the human who has to be married to her because she keeps killing other cranes. I specifically want to be the crane. I want an alien to tolerate me for the rest of us our lives for the good of my species.

[andhumanslovedstories]

and this is important. I never want to realize there's anything weird about our relationship.

[musicforactivitiesfreaks]

I love it when david byrne is like “I have MILD aspergers” girl you were out there looking and sounding so autistic that you tipped off people in the goddamn 70s. stimming in public moving like your proprioception is shot to hell no tone shift zero eye contact. total social disaster hyperfocus special interest city. your autism is turbo blasted there’s nothing mild about it king

[musicforactivitiesfreaks]

david in the 2010s: I don’t have it anymore :) 

david in the 2010s also: 

[musicforactivitiesfreaks]

David, doing somersaults in his chair and playing ping pong with his eyes: I don’t know if I’m that autistic anymore you know

[feverdreamwonderland]

[thedukeofgloomhimself]

[renousim]

who are those dudes to the left of jerma lol

[thewomenandthechildren]

why his good friends Star_ and Etalyx

[legendarypokemonspore3]

[tiktokdickcocks]

[pitbolshevik]

whenever the "is fictional child porn harmful" debate comes up i think about the time a sexologist who specializes in pedophilia did an AMA on reddit and someone asked him that and he was like "yes absolutely. it shouldnt exist"

[pitbolshevik]

oops. looks like this sexologist is an anti :/

[fapper]

[raptorials]

gripped by a sudden powerful urge to create spamton in spore. scuttling around with his horrible little spamtonlings. a pipis glitched into existence. he was meant to exist in this game. still photos under the cut:

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[holythefirm-deactivated20210220]

This commercial is great. If I were this girl I’d be like wow you chewed so much gum. Like so much gum. Were you trying to get over a nicotine addiction? Or something. You know when my friends ask me how you proposed I’m gonna have to tell this story over and over to my friends I’m gonna have to say you put all this trash on the wall and framed it. A regular piece of paper would’ve been fine you know. Now we’re gonna be the gum couple. You’re gonna be the gum guy. Really sweet though. You know my friend Beth from class? Her boyfriend took her to Scotland.