NSA Agent monitoring me: Sir, she did it again.
NSA Agent's Boss: You mean-?
NSA Agent: Yes. Watched the Bend It Like Beckham trailer three times in a row at 1am.

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NSA Agent monitoring me: Sir, she did it again.
NSA Agent's Boss: You mean-?
NSA Agent: Yes. Watched the Bend It Like Beckham trailer three times in a row at 1am.
me as an Ancient Greek
me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*
- Odysseus
This has been in my queue for four months.
Ron: Hermione freaked out ‘cause I told her I never drink water, so now she’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-
Harry: That’s grease, Ron.
Ron: Well, it’s wet, isn’t it?
Favourite Rachel Green Outfits ➝ [25/?]
Ziad Nakad Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2014
my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite
or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it
I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors
@andrewjseph asked: harry james potter or newton scamander
“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me”
n celebrates 500
template
and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld
marauders + instagram
happy birthday iris!! @jokekeery
nick meek photographs costa rica covered in flower petals for sony
this is all you need to know about apollo tbh
Favourite Rachel Green Outfits ➝ [32/?]
omg im crying
is the answer A.