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oozey mess

titsay
noise dept.

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle

blake kathryn
official daine visual archive
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
RMH
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
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Cosmic Funnies

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If you’re reading this I hope in 2019 you get
Financial Stability
Love
Job oppotunities
To travel
Peace
Bad Cats.
OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS
Stanley is so chaotic I love him
I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.
Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:
decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes
being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people
observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)
rising from his grave to crawl home to his love
“the bog man”
and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.
are you telling me all of those are real songs and not just aesthetics tumblr made up
Listen, I didn’t believe it either, but that’s absolutely what I’m telling you.
Skyrim ↳ Morthal
i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
Audrey Wollen via Lauren Spencer King
This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now
Also
Greg Grimaldis.
You owe me
15 dollars
and
I aim to
collect.
You better believe.
Greg Grimaldis.
*Magic Brian voice* I’m so proud of zem!!!
Decided to put all the very good adventure boys together. :,,,,,,) I had to squeeze these out before the finale. I’m not ready for the Balance arc to end—it’s been a very rocky year and a half for me, but the show has been such a fun and safe mindspace to been in, and listening to it definitely made things easier to cope with. But the boys do deserve a happy ending, so I’ll just hang onto that for now.
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series of unfortunate events except with the mcelroy brothers and everyone still says stuff like “but you’re CHILDREN” even though they are clearly 3 grown men being sent to various guardians and boarding schools
Justin: *pointing at everyone* Olaf. Olaf. Suuuuuuuper Olaf.
Travis: But why would Count Olaf keep using such poor disguises and getting cau-
Griffin: It’s his fetish.
I have some questions that need answers
Can only Justin and Travis understand what Griffin is saying, like only Violet and Klaus can understand Sunny?
And
Do the brothers have similar abilities as the Baudelaires?
Like is Justin an inventor and is Travis a great researcher?
And is Griffin just really good at… biting things?
[ID: Griffin McElroy biting the stem off of an unpeeled banana]
griffin and justin: [turn sliders all the way up with the intent of creating a monster]
creation: [thusly, has a monstrous visage]
griffin and justin:
A CONSPIRACY OF TRUTHS giveaway!!
Wait what? FREE BOOKS? Holy shit, which book do you mean–
In a bleak, far-northern land, a wandering storyteller is arrested on charges of witchcraft. Though Chant protests his innocence, he is condemned not only as a witch, but a spy. His only chance to save himself rests with the skills he has honed for decades – tell a good story, catch and hold their attention, or die.
But the attention he catches is that of the five elected rulers of the country, and Chant finds himself caught in a tangled, corrupt political game which began long before he ever arrived here. As he’s snatched from one Queen’s grasp to another’s, he realizes that he could either be a pawn for one of them… or a player in his own right. After all, he knows better than anyone how powerful the right story can be: Powerful enough to save a life, certainly. Perhaps even powerful enough to bring a nation to its knees.
(Publisher’s Weekly review) (Goodreads) (The “fanfic tags” for this book)
I’m giving away FIVE SIGNED COPIES of the hardback first edition of this book over the course of the next five weeks, with one winner chosen every week! You can reblog this post as many times as you want, you must be following me to win, and you can be living anywhere in the world. If you win, you will have the option to choose between a pristine copy, or one with extra art hand-drawn by me on the cover beneath the jacket. ;D
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S STARTED
IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS
IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS
he’s licking his lips…
he’s checking it twice…
Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
the mcelroys look like the least compatible people in the world based on just their appearances alone and it’s the funniest fucking thing to me
like, who knew that some elusive cool uncle who’s probably a trickster god sporting a hawaiian shirt, a goth cowboy who just stepped from a starbucks and is probably keeping the secrets of magic from the public, and an assistant regional manager for Staples who only owns clothes in beige are a) related and b) rule the Internet as reigning funnymen with a less-than-benevolent fist