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this blog is run by a 30 year old woman lol

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

When worlds collide...

Two Woke minds in one picture...seeing this might make Matt Walsh drop dead! Thank you oh @strange-aeons for helping me spread my Woke agenda.

Stay sexy!

[nixon-official]

Are you going to dashcon?

Richard Nixon will be attending Virtual Dashcon 2026! In fact, Nixon is presenting a virtual panel this Sunday at 5 PM Eastern Daylight Time! You can still buy a ticket and attend Virtual Dashcon 2026 here: https://simpli.events/e/virtualdash-2026

[coquettethatcher-official]

Okay, spill the tea. What's the deal with Ron and Nancy? They're going through a rough time now???

@nixon-official

I heard Ronnie being sexy on the internet is starting to bother her…. she wants him to be HER sexyman, not tumblr’s…… but you didn’t hear that from me 🙂‍↔️

[nixon-official]

I can't say that I blame her...my fiancé is J.F.K., and believe me, I get jealous of people lusting after him all the time! And yeaahhh, if he was being as slutty on main as Ron currently is...I don't know. I could see myself spiraling and hiring a bunch of men to surveil him just to make sure he doesn't betray me.

I hope they can work through their problems though!

[coquettethatcher-official]

tbh nobody would blame you if you did… it’s only reasonable. much like the internal operations of a political party’s offices, you have the right to know.

you don’t have to worry about me, I always thought rfk was cuter.

[nixon-official]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!

[on the down-low, I do already have people regularly break into the office of Jack's therapist to retrieve copies of his therapy notes so I can make sure he isn't secretly talking shit about me.]

[cheshirecatlair]

Classic Toxic Nixon Yaoi!

[coquettethatcher-official]

it’s not toxic if it’s coming from a loving place. and nixon here is clearly a loving partner — the fact that you support his going to therapy is really compassionate.

I do have to ask you though, and I’m so sorry to do this, but how do you feel about his womanizing? do you feel that his love for you is stronger or realer than his externalized desire for women? Is it all comphet?

[nixon-official]

Don't listen that "Cheshire Cat" creep, I'm pretty sure they're a communist agitator. I appreciate you understanding, I only want the best for my fiancé! ❤️

I'm bisexual, and I'm pretty sure Jack is too. He never talks about the women he's been with when he's with me - probably because he knows I'd get jealous. But I read in his therapy notes that he gets headaches unless he has sex every day, so I thinks it's more like he's addicted to having sex with women.

But with Jack and me, it's different. I see myself reflected in those wise gray eyes of his, and I know he doesn't just see me as another hot piece of ass UNLIKE ALL THOSE SEX PERVERTS WHO CONSTANTLY SEND ME CREEPY ASKS OBJECTIFYING ME!!!! He values my mind. Our love first truly began in 1960 during the battle of wits that was our first presidential debate.

At the end of the day, while our love is certainly not chaste, it is not driven by carnality. It is a love between both our minds and our hearts.

[g1pper]

RONALD REAGAN HELP ME‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ronald-mcdonald-reagan]

WASSUUUPPPPPP????

[g1pper]

it’s like the fucking bat signal

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

My fellow Americans, it's our 250th anniversary!

Happy America! As you know, I am a big fan of this Great Nation. Or at least, what it stands for. SOMEBODY decided to mess it up and make it all icky and fascist 🙄

(One could argue my original presidency started the downward spiral to our current capitalist hell but We Don't Need To Talk About That)

Fear not, my little Wokelings! I have a plan! Today on this lovely 4th of July, I will be sneaking up to Washington to seduce Donald Trump with my sexy, fishnet covered legs and manipulate him into resigning as president and firing his whole cabinet.

Yippee!

With my power over Mr. Trump, I will begin our UPWARD SPIRAL toward Woke! MWAHAHAHAH!

Never say I don't do good things for you.

Remember to rebel and do crime and never stay silent about your Woke. Fight the power! Use fireworks to injure government officials! Be genuinely sexy! And remember to...

Vote for Reagan 2028!

P.S. if the bear asks I'm still hiding in the woods

[nixon-official]

There is an evil inside me

I am powerless - I cannot repress it

I can never atone for my sins

I will hurt people again and again and again

No good deeds can mitigate the destruction and suffering I have begotten

There is no redemption for President Richard Nixon.

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

NIXON!!!!

Join me on the Dark Woke side....it will save us from our sins! By making us sin more!

You are not irredeemable. You just have yet to use your power for the right cause.....that cause could be DARK WOKE!!!!!!!

I will take back my stance on bisexuals if you join me also.

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

My fellow Americans, I am ANGRY!!!!

After all the effort I put into campaigning for the tumblr sexyman poll, I lost. IN THE FIRST ROUND! This is truly tragic. And on top of that, MULTIPLE opponents have appeared and challenged me in the 2028 presidential race!!!

Is this an omen? Am I to lose the presidency much like the poll?

But fear not, my little Wokelings...Daddy Reagan has a plan...

WE WILL RISE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!! INTRODUCING DARK WOKE!!!!!!!

We must get Militant with this shit. No longer will we be inviting newcomers into Woke. They will be FORCED!!!! They will be Woke whether they like it or not!!!!

My NEW rules of Dark Woke:

Forcefemme for all. You WILL be a woman. I don't care what your identity is Get She/Her'd.

Pride discourse battles every weekend. We will debate to see which identity is the most oppressed TO THE DEATH!!!!! Also no bisexuals allowed for obvious reasons (perceived heteronormativity).

Activism Witch Hunts. If we deem your activism not leftist enough we are going to throw you to the Den Of Lions Daniel-style (the lions in this case are conservatives we are keeping in a closet and feeding primarily a diet of raw tofu).

Everybody must own my new car that I am making called the WokeTruck pictures coming later it's like super cool and edgy.

Dark Woke is the future. It will win us the White House. Except for we will rename it the POC House.

RISE MY WOKELINGS!!!!! FEEL THE RIGHTEOUS WOKE ANGER BUBBLING FROM WITHIN!!!!

VOTE FOR REAGAN 2028!!!!!

[coquettethatcher-official]

why are you oppressing bisexuals already what did they do to you....

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

I don't know how to catch you up on like 20 years of lgbt infighting

[nixon-official]

What the fuck! Ron! I'm bisexual!! I can't believe you would betray me like this!

[nixon-official]

Nixon.

I need you to put on the cat ears and tail Nixon.

YOU NEED TO DO IT NIXON.

FOR AMERICA.

Finnneeeeee!

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 22

Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official)

Xibalba (The Book of Life)

Voting ended onJun 8

@sexyronaldreagan-official

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!!!

[nixon-official]

I finally made a monument to our love:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85242601

Warning - the following fanfiction contains explicit material. Dead dove, do not eat:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85242601

Okay... This was...wow.

First of all...Nixussy?? Why. Why why why why why why why!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫

Second of all, I, RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WOULD USE ILLICIT ILLEGAL DRUGS AS THIS FANFIC CLAIMED!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬

And finally...what happens next?? I need to know! 🥺🥺🥺

[correctopinionhaver]

[theawesomeestblogever]

i would've totally believed god took form of nixon and was there

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

Twas the night before the Tumblr Sexyman competition, and I bring a gift!

My fellow Americans, I have the most incredible item to share with you. Today at Nashville Galaxycon an incredibly Woke and Patriotic artist allowed me to commission myself PREGNANT! Oh Joy! And on top of that, @assassin-pierre-trudeau is the father!

Everyone say thank you @doriesdoodles for spreading this Sexy, Sexy joy! I've been told this piece may be available as a print soon...you should check out their instagram to learn more mayhaps...

My personal favorite part is how distinct my nipples are. Truly magnificent.

If you enjoy this sexy pregnant man, you should VOTE FOR HIM in the TUMBLR SEXYMAN COMPETITION starting TOMORROW!

[assassin-pierre-trudeau]

Honey you KNOW those nipples are mine. I've seen your man-tits and they are like shrived rasins that were then burnt and dried out some more. Only those true peckers could come from a source such as myself, plus the violent demeanor demands attention be given to me. DESPITE YOUR SHOWBOATING

I love him and will care for him with you.

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

DON'T INSULT ME LIKE THIS IT HURTS THE GAY BABY

You'll be lucky if our Hypothetical Gay Baby gets ANYTHING from you. These Woke genetics run strong!

I am however considering a Wokebortion™️ still so you better watch yourself

[coquettethatcher-official]

Okay, spill the tea. What's the deal with Ron and Nancy? They're going through a rough time now???

@nixon-official

I heard Ronnie being sexy on the internet is starting to bother her…. she wants him to be HER sexyman, not tumblr’s…… but you didn’t hear that from me 🙂‍↔️

[nixon-official]

I can't say that I blame her...my fiancé is J.F.K., and believe me, I get jealous of people lusting after him all the time! And yeaahhh, if he was being as slutty on main as Ron currently is...I don't know. I could see myself spiraling and hiring a bunch of men to surveil him just to make sure he doesn't betray me.

I hope they can work through their problems though!

[coquettethatcher-official]

tbh nobody would blame you if you did… it’s only reasonable. much like the internal operations of a political party’s offices, you have the right to know.

you don’t have to worry about me, I always thought rfk was cuter.

[nixon-official]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!

[on the down-low, I do already have people regularly break into the office of Jack's therapist to retrieve copies of his therapy notes so I can make sure he isn't secretly talking shit about me.]

[cheshirecatlair]

Classic Toxic Nixon Yaoi!

[coquettethatcher-official]

it’s not toxic if it’s coming from a loving place. and nixon here is clearly a loving partner — the fact that you support his going to therapy is really compassionate.

I do have to ask you though, and I’m so sorry to do this, but how do you feel about his womanizing? do you feel that his love for you is stronger or realer than his externalized desire for women? Is it all comphet?

[nixon-official]

Don't listen that "Cheshire Cat" creep, I'm pretty sure they're a communist agitator. I appreciate you understanding, I only want the best for my fiancé! ❤️

I'm bisexual, and I'm pretty sure Jack is too. He never talks about the women he's been with when he's with me - probably because he knows I'd get jealous. But I read in his therapy notes that he gets headaches unless he has sex every day, so I thinks it's more like he's addicted to having sex with women.

But with Jack and me, it's different. I see myself reflected in those wise gray eyes of his, and I know he doesn't just see me as another hot piece of ass UNLIKE ALL THOSE SEX PERVERTS WHO CONSTANTLY SEND ME CREEPY ASKS OBJECTIFYING ME!!!! He values my mind. Our love first truly began in 1960 during the battle of wits that was our first presidential debate.

At the end of the day, while our love is certainly not chaste, it is not driven by carnality. It is a love between both our minds and our hearts.

[nixon-official]

Re-watching the show Hannibal again... I'm getting hungry!

I'm craving your meatloaf, my love! @patricia-nixon-official

[patricia-nixon-official]

im running out of ingredients... i'll just pop into the store and have a chat with one of the staff :) im sure they will be more than willing to provide :) it'll be ready soon! xx

[nixon-official]

Thank you, my love! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[nixon-official]

WHY DID I HAVE TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH PAUL MCCARTNEY??

EVERYTHING THAT WENT WRONG IS ALL MY FAULT!

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Treat this post carefully now

It’s a hero

[nixon-official]

They really think I'm a tricky bastard.

And they're right!