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sharkboxes

technogenic-mess

This user will not forgive the Salvation Army for killing Jennifer Gale.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Never forget that the Salvation Army is a hate group that murdered a trans woman and is bigoted and disgusting

NEVER give these people any donations of any kind

moonske

Do u guys remember the simpler times? When you heard can’t sleep love and jenny for the first time? The first anime’s you got into before fandom’s became so wide and accessible like they are now? Getting up early to watch cartoons and shows some kids won’t even know abt now? Times like those really feel like a different era than now

#goddd #that was a different time #jenny was what mad me realize i was gay #cant sleep love i liistened to with my biggest crush #wow

paper-mario-wiki

asillyandrandomname

I want my husband to have this accent

imthegirlwhowaited

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

fancy--tuna

scout recorded this

#chris

coreymbarnes

If you’re someone who wants to make original stuff for people to see, DO IT!!!

Your worth as an artist is not determined by the number of Tumblr notes you get. Followers are NOT a currency. Don’t worry about instant gratification, because you’re creating something only you can own for the rest of your life! It will take you longer to build up an audience around something that doesn’t have a pre-loaded fanbase. In fact it’ll probably take longer than you think, but you’ll have a much more satisfying artistic career.

Based on this comic, and further inspired by this comic.

@amiau

Art class !

just 2 bros chillin

#BU BF AND BOG BF #bbbf #hell yeah #NICE gud art #two bros chillin in white space #0 feet apart because they very gay

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

rsbenedict-deactivated20181216

From Wikipedia:

Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is a female deity or folk saint in Mexican and Mexican-American folk Catholicism. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Despite condemnation by the Catholic Church, her cult has become increasingly prominent since the 2000s.

The worship of Santa Muerte is condemned by the Catholic Church in Mexico as invalid, but it is increasingly firmly entrenched in Mexican culture.

Santa Muerte is also seen as a protector of homosexual, bisexual, and transgender communities in Mexico, since many are considered to be outcast from society. Many LGBT people ask her for protection from violence, hatred, disease, and to help them in their search for love.

Her intercession is commonly invoked in same-sex marriage ceremonies performed in Mexico. The Iglesia Católica Tradicional México-Estados Unidos, also known as the Church of Santa Muerte, recognizes gay marriage and performs religious wedding ceremonies for homosexual couples.

Man how did I not know about this magical gay skeleton queen until today?

roughkiss

Y'all???? This is the tightest shit I’ve ever heard????

antifamutant

It’s also patrón of the poor, of women, of abused and condemned peoples. She’s protector of everyone who feels helpless and often works in conjuction with Santería and its rites.

thecosmicjackalope

y’all. Y’ALL. DON’T. FUCK. WITH. SANTA. MUERTE. SHE IS NOT A MASCOT, SHE IS NOT AN ICON, SHE IS A GODDESS OF DEATH, VENGEANCE AND HARSHLY DEALT JUSTICE. YES, maybe some LGBT people pray to her, YES, maybe some mundane people pray to her, and YES, people on the fringes of society pray to her and love and venerate her. but so do drug dealers, human traffickers, criminals and others with questionable backgrounds. they are fucking serious about it. those who worship her have a strong faith for her, not because they see her as “cool” but because they believe she is the only deity who will love and accept them with open arms no matter their sins. she ain’t got time for your starry-eyed tumblr fad bullshit. she demands faith and respect and, according to the stories i’ve heard, will smite you if you give her anything but. SHE IS NOT A MAGICAL GAY SKELETON QUEEN OR WHATEVER CULTURALLY APPROPRIATIVE AND HIGHLY INACCURATE TITLE YOU GAVE HER. SHE IS A GODDESS AND YOU DON’T FUCK WITH GODDESSES. and she isn’t always nice.

DON’T YOU FUCK WITH SANTA MUERTE.

buzzfeedtasty

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

lebeaunoiseur

Food Network is shook!

ablogtitty-deactivated20181212

Give this girl her own show!!!

queersamus

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

leepala

buzzfeed india is the actual literal BEST. highly recommend

maureen2musings

I love watching the sun leak through the surface of the ocean

ryanpernofski

zibaldoni-elzapoppin

September

the-shy-fox

jebiwonkenobi

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time.

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her.

lightrises

for anyone wondering about proportions/etc here’s op’s answer from the repiles:

nice--food

Ice Cube Apple Pie

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdxxhoxlB7c/?taken-by=twisted_food

skyakafreckles

That’s dope af

kirstieblaire

Ok but think of the possibilities! Homemade pizza rolls, mini meat pies, nutella bites, nacho/taco bites etc…🤤

catchymemes

Artist is @super_lightweight_industries on Instagram

bivirgil-moved

Guys i found a good one

apersnicketylemon

Christianity and conservatism are not compatible ideologies. Conservatives, socially, are against refugees, against equality, and fiscally are against social programs and financial aid to those in need.

Jesus demanded they help refugees, demanded equality, and demanded aid to the poor.

To be conservative means to not be Christian, and to claim you are both is to be a hypocrite.

Something Jesus also condemned.

obliviousfloral

I don’t think you know much about either ideology

Sincerely, a conservative Christian

apersnicketylemon

I’ve read the bible six times, I know what it says.

I’m also a polisci student, and pay attention to what conservatives do. In fact I’ve studied conservatism, in addition to the other political ideologies that exist in our world.

Jesus said:

When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. (Leviticus 19:33-34)

When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Do not go over your vineyard a second time or pick up the grapes that have fallen. Leave them for the poor and the foreigner. (Leviticus 19:9-10)

He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the foreigner residing among you, giving them food and clothing. And you are to love those who are foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in Egypt. (Deuteronomy 10:18-19)

For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me. (Matthew 25:25-36)

Just to quote a very, very few.

Conservatives repeatedly repeal and cut back programs that feed the poor ,including poor children, cut back education, and cut back healthcare, all things vital to the poor. Conservatives repeatedly want no refugees, want no immigrants (travelers), including children. In fact, many conservatives want to throw the existing immagrants (travelers) out of the country (and need I remind you, Jesus was not a “legal” immagrant, so to claim ‘legal’ and ‘illegal’ immigrants are any different is still to ignore what the bible has commanded of you.

I know exactly what each ideology is about. You are a hypocrite, and not a Christian. You only call yourself one while flaunting what was commanded of you.

twoofcups

in the field of religious studies, we often call jesus one of the first radical leftists. he was a social anarchist with communist leanings, and that’s why his draw was such a threat to the imperial system—because he was calling for the dismantling of oppressive power structures. the conservative romans were the ones who killed jesus, and conservatives after are the ones continuing to kill his message thousands of years after his death.

writerlywriting-deactivated2019

Don’t forget he fought against slut-shaming, embraced alcoholics and the homeless, and straight up said you can’t get into heaven if you die rich.

doomcathedral

When I say conservative Christians would deport Jesus if they actually saw him or blacklist him if they heard him…this is why. And it’s funny because those fools are the Pharisees and can’t even see that.