"pretty, witty Nell"

‘Hell and Bell rhymes with Nell’ It’s no fun still getting ID’d when you’re nearly 30

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[bethanyactually]

Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72

The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.

[literary-illuminati]

I do appreciate an academic with a sense of humor.

[kosmogrl]

pre hairwash melancholy

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[oldguardians]

booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

[kolumander]

happy 1069th anniversary of julius caesar’s stabbing

[bebx]

Reblog if you have contributed to the 17 million fanworks posted on Archive of Our Own ♡

[kirislittleblog]

this poll is made out of curiosity by me and my friends, we want to reach as many people as possible so please vote & reblog if you can:)

Do you know Asterix & Obelix?

Yes, i'm European

No, i'm European

Yes, i'm not European

No, i'm not European

Voting ended onMar 11

[usernamessuk]

AO3 IS DOWN I REPEAT AO3 IS DOWN

[blind3dbylight]

accidentally said Shirley instead of Siri and now my phone is stuck in Airplane mode

[prettiewittie]

Ommmgggg I didn’t know you like Assassin’s Creed!! I’ve just been getting back into it now that I have time for gaming again.

Oh I love the Ezio Trilogy!! I’ve also played at but of black flag but I didn’t get to finish it.

I would love to play it again but I’d have to buy a ps4…and a tv.

[skeleton-richard]

I just finished AC2 and started Brotherhood and I’m excited for when Salai appears in ACB ;)

I actually played a lot of AC3 back in college on my Wii U and I have Black Flag for that console too but haven’t played it.

This series was just MADE for us wasn’t it.

Also!! If you ever want to join me, I’m thinking of streaming my game so you can at least enjoy watching me fall off buildings!

[prettiewittie]

I do remember Salai showing up in the game and the storyline is pretty funny!

I love this series so much! I’m a sucker for historical sagas that actually respects the way history goes…And all the historical cameos are brilliant!

Oh streaming sounds cool! Let me know what you decide!

[prettiewittie]

Ommmgggg I didn’t know you like Assassin’s Creed!! I’ve just been getting back into it now that I have time for gaming again.

Oh I love the Ezio Trilogy!! I’ve also played at but of black flag but I didn’t get to finish it.

I would love to play it again but I’d have to buy a ps4…and a tv.

[gluskinshell]

im sick of them

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

ten magnificent years

[shmuelaa]

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[prettiewittie]

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[professorsparklepants]

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

[brawltogethernow]

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

[brawltogethernow]

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

[professorsparklepants]

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

[wetwareproblem]

My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:

Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*

[wetwareproblem]

Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?

And then it hit me.

Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender.  Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh: … Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.

About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.

[wetwareproblem]

@ray10k

[dysperdis]

Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.

[wetwareproblem]

AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)

[eternalgirlscout]

i think about this post all the time and if i may, i would like to suggest keeping the banished royalty angle for zuko.

he was the eldest son of fire lord sozin, who knew the avatar was the greatest threat to the fire nation, but also knew the new one would be a firebender and he couldn’t exactly merc his own people, now could he? but he always planned to order a convenient little assassination on whoever the new avatar turned out to be and in the meantime took out the air temples so that avatar couldn’t learn the next element in the cycle. of course, when it turns out to be his son, sozin, stellar dad that he is, thinks “if you want something done right” and shoots a fire blast at his firstborn.

zuko enters the avatar state, blows up half the palace, etc etc as one does, gets a nasty scar for his trouble, and escapes, hence why he was hanging out far enough south to necessitate katara and sokka cracking open a cold boy a century later.

all this is to say 1. i think it’s a good way to maintain zuko’s background and characterization in an au like this and 2. it leads to a secret second roleswap

because this makes zuko iroh’s uncle.

[bisexualbaker]

Reblogging again for Katara and Sokka cracking open a cold boy.

[roman-empire]

I like this. Zuko fears his avatar powers street he blew up his home, and is scared to go back to for nation after his father tried to kill him. He wants to distance himself from avatar duties and avoid learning other elements. Except for water. He latches on to katara. He wants to learn healing. He wants to learn it good enough to heal his scars and help ppl. They travel around and he insists on stopping to help save ppl or help communities recover from attacks or natural disasters. With his prince bg, he even understands logistics and tries to help setup and train communities for long term organization. Katara starts falling for him. Lots of drama and back and forth as he’s still an arrogant prick and awful with girls.

Aang follows around because he’s the last master airbender and wants to preserve his culture, and understands that the good zuko is doing for the communities won’t save them when the biggest problem is still at large.

When katara becomes a master and learns blood bending, it drives a huge wedge between her and zuko. Big fight. Zukos afraid. Sokka is the one that goes after him and they are off separate for a while. Katara and aang start building an army. zuko goes max avoidance in the spirit world. sokka tries to go after him and gets lost/ kidnapped. have spirit world adventures where zuko learns lessons about power, responsibility, fear, etc. And he and sokka are very close when they come back.