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cryptotheism

I'm Agender but here's my take

Male activities:

Using 2 in 1 shampoo

Throwing small objects in the trash

Jumping as high as you can

Female activities;

Watching bugs walk around

Tinkering

Smoking weed

cryptotheism

Having a little treat is deeply female but whippin up a lil something is male

bearotonin-international

When you just wanna be a silly bear but it’s still Existential Tuesday

gayvampyr

serdunkthelunk

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

rule0frose

This is mine. It's on turning red

protoformx

this comment on a transformers comic page has always killed me

podcastwizard

TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???

DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!

#POST TITS

thenineofus

I FUCKING HATE THAT I GREW UP WITH THE GOOD INTERNET I HATE THAT I REMEMBER GOOGLE SEARCHING A TERM AND FINDING OUT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WELL DESIGNED WEBSITES MADE FOR EASY VIEW AND NOT TO BOMB YOU WITH ADS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WHEN APPS WERE TRYING TO BE THEIR BEST AND NOT TO SELL THE MOST I HATE HOW CAPITALISM AFFECTS EVERYTHING AROUND ME AND I HATE THAT I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN HOW IT AFFECTS THE INTERNET

prettyboi-kirb

Irony

#also i fucking hate dominos wtf #capitalism

queerbipolarpoetry-deactivated2

Such an important thing to hope for

bill-nye-official-blog

"my nephew is trans."

"Oh, he's transgender?"

"No, Transformer."

boxonarock

get ur fucked up popsicles now!!

katelyn-danger

Okay imagine a robot cyborg girl who's sleek and modern. Her casing is shiny and pink. She can run at 30 miles an hour and lift two tons. She smells like cherry blossoms and lubricant.

katelyn-danger

Okay now imagine another cyborg girl who's all chunky and retro. She's got grey and beige components but her head is that clear 90's plastic. She's always hot from how hard her CPU is running and smells like cigarette smoke and burning electrical components.

katelyn-danger

Now imagine them as girlfriends

top5cryptidsnotclickbait

what type of zoo enclosure should you be kept in

willforeverbemine

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!

Repeat after me:

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

willforeverbemine

This hardly has any notes but can I just say that non black people and white people you can in fact reblog this, thanks x

hucowgoddess

I’d encourage non black people and white people to reblog this so we at least know ya’ll understand and that we’re on the same page.Thanks.

bralemons

“george floyd wasn’t a saint!” perhaps he wasn’t, bitch!!! he still did not deserve to die!!!!

thedyke

also i literally do not care whether you prefer pads or tampons but the fact that in almost every situation where free period supplies are available, they’re tampons, and this is just assumed to be fine (or people like campaigning for “free tampons” rather than “free menstrual products”) upsets me bc there are a lot of people who use pads who cannot use tampons and i don’t understand why tampons are considered not just the default but the only option worth mentioning

klbmsw

31st

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

31st

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

edgebug

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless