Strong In The Real Way

Xenia He/Him Trans/Pansexual Sometimes I'm funny

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

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[toyboy-molloy]

okay but I want nothing more in this world

[pavelchekovswig]

[lesbitchka]

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

[valtsv]

tag yourself i’m lawful evil

[dnald]

@histskins

[sokovianunion-deactivated201807]

Museum lady: these items aren’t for sale… you can’t buy these

Killmonger: how do you think your ancestors got these? You think they paid a fair price, or did they steal it? Just like they stole everything else?

Me:

[weavemama]

the table has been shook. these kids aren’t playing any games and fuck anyone who thinks that this generation of teens shouldn’t be aware and adamant about wanting social/political change

[sunshineandmercury]

Millenials are a collective fucking disaster because our coming of age has meant becoming disillusioned with all the lies we were told - many or most of which we believed - about the world growing up, so now we’re slamming into adulthood completely underprepared, and it’s scary and awful and we’re really fucking lost because what the fuck is wrong with everyone??

But I think these GenZ kids are going to do some really rad things, because they’re not going to have the same existential crises that are paralyzing a lot of Millenials, because they didn’t buy the bullshit in the first place - they’re seeing how fucked everything is from the outset and they’re clearly fucking pissed. There’s no “getting woke” for them - at least not on the same scale as I think a lot of Millenials experienced - so they’re hitting the ground running and tbh it’s fucking awesome.

[missdkscully]

The “Oh, maybe I do like girls” starter pack

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[havanasliu]

Where’s Bill? In his office.

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[rogueone]

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[catholichell]

a great look is the mama mia the movie look…like carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth

[fuck-kirk]

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

[mxlabradorite]

That wink was entirely in character though.

[science-sexual]

You met Data irl and I am so very very envious.

[safesoundxswift]

i need a spin off prequel series to brooklyn nine-nine about captain holt’s days as a young cop, fighting racism, homophobia and catching bad guys

[startofamoment]

bonus if it also shows his budding romance with kevin the new yorker writer

[ramblingsofagirlgeek]

Holt! In The Name Of The Law!

[adifags]

not getting kissed on NYE is gay culture