But Wait... Oh There’s No More

Jay | 24 | all I want in life is for my wings to be fleeked and to swim in chicken nuggets Instagram: ayyyee_jay

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[rosewater1997]

im trying to grow as a person and not obsess over my ugliness but bitch! it is hard

[pukicho]

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

[stencill]

here’s this dumb bitch again

[pukicho]

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

[lilacsos]

Favorite Lyrics: Ghost of You pt. 1

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[authenticstains]

[lukegillespie]

This explains a lot

[singledadharrington]

@sweetcherrycal

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[silencingthedrums]

If I wasn’t 2 years out of the class, I would send this to my Viking lit professor.  

[stephrc79]

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

[teratomarty]

Gotta love Boston architecture.

[daxdraggon]

You’re friend’s a werewolf don’t be afraid just support them.

[thatmcufangirl]

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

[trapcard]

I got like. JOLTED out of my sleep for some reason and this…word? i think? was on REPEAT in my head it sounds like…”prock-lay-tee”

[bethsanchezbollah-deactivated20]

До скорого….

[trapcard]

[scrumhalfhearted]

“soon”

[trapcard]

[supernaturval]

“Проклятие” or Proklyatee means ‘curse’ in Russian……..hello OP are u alive

[super8motel]

Holy shit this person really jolted out of sleep hearing ‘A curse’ in Russian repeating in their head and now some Russian person replies to their post like “Soon….” I’m genuinely worried for you

[averni]

Lol it’s not as much “soon” as it’s “see you soon” which is more ominous tbh

[radsee]

theyre dead

[trapcard]

i’m still here just got a new wig

[fukkce]

[yeezy-nation]

[twotheleft]

[fosterreborn]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

[midvvest-vampire]

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[bbycal]

Alright cal, continue to make that verse your bitch 🙌🏼