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Dumb facts that might be true #7

Left handed people actually have a higher chance of finishing daily tasks like washing dishes, putting clothes on, etc, than people with no hands do.

#stupidfacts #technically the truth #truly mindblowing #omg #the more you know

Dumb facts that might be true #6

There is no way to say “go away” or “be quiet” politely to your family. They will always get offended, this does not happen with anyone else.

#facts #stupidfacts #big brain #the more you know

Dumb facts that might be true #5

You went through that phase where you are obsessed with collecting a certain thing and now you just have an uncomfortable amount of cool looking rocks or something.

#stupidfacts #dont lie #fact #bigbrain

This is fucking stupid. The parrot just GAVE A TESTIMONY TO THE COURT and ALL IT SAID WAS "HELLO SQUAWK SQUAWK" I cannot even with this fucking game...

Now i'm cross-examining it's testimony for CONTRADICTORY STATEMENTS.

#ace attorney #polly the parrot

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #ace attorney judge #judge #humor #funny #game joke #video game #nds #ds #nintendo #nintendo ds #3ds #nintendo 3ds #game

Things I do when i’m bored around the house #2;

Waiting for toast to pop up edition:

1. Walk around the house like a model.

2. Write social media posts about my disgustingly boring life.

3. Contemplate life and it’s meanings, the future, and my well-being.

4. Try to intimidate the bread into popping up.

#bored in quarantine #stupid things i do

Easy magic trick for parents to amaze their kids;

Follow the step by step instructions!

1. Tell your wife and kids that you’re going to get milk.

2. Go and get milk.

3. Repeat step 2 for any amount of time (Preferably for at least 5 years).

Step back and enjoy the chaos!

#fun for the whole family #magic #majick

I’ve started playing the ace attorney series and this is WAY better than I would have expected

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #edgeworth ace attorney #phoenix wright #edgeworth #nds #games #video games #funny #nintendo #ds #nintendo ds

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To pay a moment of respect to cheezbot the bot, for supporting everyone unconditionally and liking their posts, cheezbot; know that you have my respect as the best bot.

#cheezbot #shoutout #respect

Dumb facts that might be true #4;

The number of car accidents were much much lower back in the 1800′s. This could be due to the lower top speed, or that lack of any speed at all, as the car wasn’t invented until 1885.