aw heck

wishing you were somehow here again

[seasonofhorror]

Child's Play (1988)

[silksense]

Young Frankenstein (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

[tvandfilm]

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[cillianmurphy]

Irrfan Khan (January 7 1967 - April 29 2020) in Life of Pi (2012)

[emmyrussum]

Carrie (1976) dir. Brian De Palma

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[funkyliloboist]

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

[e-v-roslyn]

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

[kenro199x]

This seems like a good time to share this.

[severalowls]

“Let us get our teeth cleaned” what are you, a horse? You’ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?

[dreams-in-daylight]

[seldnei]

Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says “LET ME CUT SOMEONE’S HAIR” or “I NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTS” or “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.”

None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. That’s telling.

[blueeyedjaguar-deactivated20200]

I can’t

[fruitnowcan]

[in-love-with-movies]

The Shape of Water (USA, 2017)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tuxedosaiyan]

[miiriya]

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[marisatomay]

every cover of wham!’s last christmas is infuriating because it lacks the special sauce that makes the original so fucking good

[marisatomay]

gay yearning

[12345675432132345643-deactivate]

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

[loveandlucky]

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

[gattsu]

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

[weirdpunk-deactivated20121228]

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

DAVID HASSELHOFF

[oldaperture-deactivated20190504]

those were the fucking funniest parts

[radicalseabies]

[casino-night-zone]

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[michealmouse]

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

[pewterkat]

“extremely bad or weird” honey you mean peak comedy

[thebootydiaries]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?