worse for wear

main is @antirunner-spacesexual || takes place post-canon

[biinarysttars]

FINALLY I’ve redesigned Selim. There’s more info on the deviantART page! Feel free to check it out!

What I didn’t say over there is, is that this is one of the background characters in an upcoming comic, ♠♢♣♡! (Which is pronounced “suits”, if you were wondering.) He’s really just a background character, but he does make his scattered appearances! Superbia is also a super major piece of lore in the world of Edynn, and his story is relevant to the plot as a whole!

If you actually like my art, please consider reblogging this post! Likes really do nothing at all for me, but reblogs will allow more people to see my work! Thank you so much <3

[pridesshadows]

FUCK it [reblogs this here, too; this is a redesign of the Pride I used here, which at some point became so canon non-compliant he was basically an OC]

[greedsavarice]

Remember that ace/aro/pan people are valid and welcomed members of the LGBTQ+ community!

[hohenheimsstone]

The dwarf in the flask, except he's in one of those big glitter bouncy balls

That would’ve saved me a lot of grief… Glitter would be a good look on him. Maybe he’d be a magenta-y burgundy color. Like his eye was

@fathersflask

[hohenheimsstone]

Proof of concept

[greedsavarice]

@pridesshadows this could be you if you ever wanted to switch from a boring glitterless human container

[pridesshadows]

it could also be you if you wanted surrender bodily autonomy in favour of our many siblings yeeting you at walls and other hard surfaces

[greedsavarice]

wdym we already do that

it’s tall rights

[pridesshadows]

.....oh SHIT that’s right i’m tall now

[hohenheimsstone]

The dwarf in the flask, except he's in one of those big glitter bouncy balls

That would’ve saved me a lot of grief… Glitter would be a good look on him. Maybe he’d be a magenta-y burgundy color. Like his eye was

@fathersflask

[hohenheimsstone]

Proof of concept

[greedsavarice]

@pridesshadows this could be you if you ever wanted to switch from a boring glitterless human container

[pridesshadows]

it could also be you if you wanted surrender bodily autonomy in favour of our many siblings yeeting you at walls and other hard surfaces

[catchymemes]

[hohenheimsstone]

Is it selfish to want attention? Is one self righteous when they consider their words, their creations, themselves worthy of the gaze of others? When they contemplate the act of sharing themselves, and consider that act worthwhile? Is it vanity to want?

@greedsavarice @pridesshadows

Want? Vanity? Weigh in?

[hohenheimsstone]

Fuck I'm so high right now

[pridesshadows]

ahahahahahahahahahahahah dude you are

listen. it is definitely selfish to want anything, especially attention, but really it’s just human nature

it’s not vanity to want, but it’s vanity to assume that people want exactly what you’re giving them

[toxiccaves]

[gayroytheory]

happy birthday to selim bradley

[prophecyguy]

me during eleven out of twelve months of the year:

me during june:

[fallenangelz-deactivated2020010]

@diiscountacttivist

[pridesshadows]

um. excuse me?

[evanheereswriting]

Hello?

[prides-alchemy]

What?

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you

[prides-alchemy]

Who the fuck are you?

[pridesshadows]

i asked you first

[prides-alchemy]

I asked you second.

[evanheereswriting]

[Scoffs.] He’s Pride, duh, second-in-command of the homunculi, my boyfriend, and co-owns two cats with his sibling.

[prides-alchemy]

Oh.

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you?

[prides-alchemy]

I’m also Pride. I’m new.

[pridesshadows]

who the fuck let you in here?

[prides-alchemy]

Greed.

[pridesshadows]

greed who?

[prides-alchemy]

My brother, Greed.

[greeds-alchemy]

@pridesshadows Remember me?

[pridesshadows]

[squints]

y….. yes???

[greeds-alchemy]

Thought not.

[pridesshadows]

oh you’re like. fake greed. this fake pride’s fake brother

[lingssword]

Which Pride is the Real One

[pridesshadows]

the blond one with the only good human joint with him at the hip

[lingssword]

joint? Like weed?

[pridesshadows]

does the sentence somehow make more sense if it is weed?

[lingssword]

It Does

[pridesshadows]

all you stoners are the same

[pridesshadows]

um. excuse me?

[evanheereswriting]

Hello?

[prides-alchemy]

What?

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you

[prides-alchemy]

Who the fuck are you?

[pridesshadows]

i asked you first

[prides-alchemy]

I asked you second.

[evanheereswriting]

[Scoffs.] He’s Pride, duh, second-in-command of the homunculi, my boyfriend, and co-owns two cats with his sibling.

[prides-alchemy]

Oh.

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you?

[prides-alchemy]

I’m also Pride. I’m new.

[pridesshadows]

who the fuck let you in here?

[prides-alchemy]

Greed.

[pridesshadows]

greed who?

[prides-alchemy]

My brother, Greed.

[greeds-alchemy]

@pridesshadows Remember me?

[pridesshadows]

[squints]

y….. yes???

[greeds-alchemy]

Thought not.

[pridesshadows]

oh you’re like. fake greed. this fake pride’s fake brother

[lingssword]

Which Pride is the Real One

[pridesshadows]

the blond one with the only good human joint with him at the hip

[lingssword]

joint? Like weed?

[pridesshadows]

does the sentence somehow make more sense if it is weed?

[pridesshadows]

um. excuse me?

[evanheereswriting]

Hello?

[prides-alchemy]

What?

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you

[prides-alchemy]

Who the fuck are you?

[pridesshadows]

i asked you first

[prides-alchemy]

I asked you second.

[evanheereswriting]

[Scoffs.] He’s Pride, duh, second-in-command of the homunculi, my boyfriend, and co-owns two cats with his sibling.

[prides-alchemy]

Oh.

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you?

[prides-alchemy]

I’m also Pride. I’m new.

[pridesshadows]

who the fuck let you in here?

[prides-alchemy]

Greed.

[pridesshadows]

greed who?

[prides-alchemy]

My brother, Greed.

[greeds-alchemy]

@pridesshadows Remember me?

[pridesshadows]

[squints]

y….. yes???

[greeds-alchemy]

Thought not.

[pridesshadows]

oh you’re like. fake greed. this fake pride’s fake brother

[lingssword]

Which Pride is the Real One

[pridesshadows]

the blond one with the only good human joint with him at the hip

[pridesshadows]

um. excuse me?

[evanheereswriting]

Hello?

[prides-alchemy]

What?

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you

[prides-alchemy]

Who the fuck are you?

[pridesshadows]

i asked you first

[prides-alchemy]

I asked you second.

[evanheereswriting]

[Scoffs.] He’s Pride, duh, second-in-command of the homunculi, my boyfriend, and co-owns two cats with his sibling.

[prides-alchemy]

Oh.

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you?

[prides-alchemy]

I’m also Pride. I’m new.

[pridesshadows]

who the fuck let you in here?

[prides-alchemy]

Greed.

[pridesshadows]

greed who?

[prides-alchemy]

My brother, Greed.

[greeds-alchemy]

@pridesshadows Remember me?

[pridesshadows]

[squints]

y….. yes???

[greeds-alchemy]

Thought not.

[pridesshadows]

oh you’re like. fake greed. this fake pride’s fake brother

[pridesshadows]

um. excuse me?

[evanheereswriting]

Hello?

[prides-alchemy]

What?

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you

[prides-alchemy]

Who the fuck are you?

[pridesshadows]

i asked you first

[prides-alchemy]

I asked you second.

[evanheereswriting]

[Scoffs.] He’s Pride, duh, second-in-command of the homunculi, my boyfriend, and co-owns two cats with his sibling.

[prides-alchemy]

Oh.

[pridesshadows]

who

the fuck

are you?

[prides-alchemy]

I’m also Pride. I’m new.

[pridesshadows]

who the fuck let you in here?

[prides-alchemy]

Greed.

[pridesshadows]

greed who?

[prides-alchemy]

My brother, Greed.

[greeds-alchemy]

@pridesshadows Remember me?

[pridesshadows]

[squints]

y..... yes???

[pridesshadows]

this is my platform, this is my mod, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.

[prides-alchemy]

Guess what? I already knew all those things.

[pridesshadows]

oh, really?

[prides-alchemy]

Yeah.

[evanheereswriting]

Envy, Pride’s sibling, is in charge of the door! What the fuck are they doing, letting Greed, Pride’s brother, let people in?

[pridesshadows]

you’re not from around here, are you, fake pride?

[prides-alchemy]

I just got here.

[pridesshadows]

where the fuck from?

[prides-alchemy]

Same place as you, just more complicatedly.

[pridesshadows]

well.

let me tell you how things work around here on this kind of blog.

[prides-alchemy]

I already know how things work around here on this kind of blog.

[pridesshadows]

really?

[pridesshadows]

this is my platform, this is my mod, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.

[prides-alchemy]

Guess what? I already knew all those things.

[pridesshadows]

oh, really?

[prides-alchemy]

Yeah.

[evanheereswriting]

Envy, Pride’s sibling, is in charge of the door! What the fuck are they doing, letting Greed, Pride’s brother, let people in?

[pridesshadows]

you’re not from around here, are you, fake pride?

[prides-alchemy]

I just got here.

[pridesshadows]

where the fuck from?

[prides-alchemy]

Same place as you, just more complicatedly.

[pridesshadows]

well.

let me tell you how things work around here on this kind of blog.

[pridesshadows]

this is my platform, this is my mod, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.

[prides-alchemy]

Guess what? I already knew all those things.

[pridesshadows]

oh, really?

[prides-alchemy]

Yeah.

[evanheereswriting]

Envy, Pride’s sibling, is in charge of the door! What the fuck are they doing, letting Greed, Pride’s brother, let people in?

[pridesshadows]

you’re not from around here, are you, fake pride?

[prides-alchemy]

I just got here.

[pridesshadows]

where the fuck from?