Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse!

He/Him 22

[rpfwasfine]

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape

[throwupgirl]

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

[cepheusgalaxy]

Good whump prompt but you used "he or she" so im killing you with lasers

[paroxysmaljune]

i think if you make shirt merch and your big design is always on the back of the shirt you should try again

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[tawnyisacolor]

sorry i failed facial recognition in the mirror 3 times and got locked out of my brain for 24 hrs

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[boymounter]

i've got a good feeling about breaking out of the time loop today

[ozempicofficial]

[enameledcoppergirl]

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you