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kingofthesafetypins -> primordialpigeon

#shout out to my sister for helping me pick a new url #everyone say thank you to my sister

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

hellsite-testing-ground

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

fageleh

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: My chickens refuse to roost on their perches, so I’m trying to find their leader among them.

gryffon

beewulf

i think if you sell a product and you change the product you should have to include patch notes. like,

Chip Brand Chips Potato Flavor Variant Version 12.9.2

Reduced quantity of chips per bag to help prevent chip fragmentation and lower calorie content

Increased quantity of air per bag to help prevent chip fragmentation and lower calorie content

Replaced [ingredient that contains nutrients] with [ingredient banned in the EU] to reduce calorie content

Added protein for some reason

annarcana

a-cipher

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

lokaror

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

bannertanks

toskarin

the aldi subreddit is worth a check. most brand ones aren't, but maybe 10% or so of the posts are just people posting "this wasn't good" with a photo of some sort of boschesque food item that they invented and unleashed on the civilian population

toskarin

I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede