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lyuricheva

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “urca de lima” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever -_- i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear i just saw a witch of a puritan woman

my buddy dufresne pacing: captain flint is lying to us

#black sails #I think about this post daily

crabussy

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

crabussy

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

fortesnic

I expected SOMETHING to happen if you choose to make tav lick the dead spider but I did not expect THAT 😵

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3

morimorikei

The Tournament

#the fact larian reblogged this is crazy #I love them #I am so proud of our boy for the win #it was a fun tournament #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep

thechandraraj

I can't believe it, you snooze-alarmed Yo'lun'ma!

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#yolunma does baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach being an absolute brick house will never not be the most correct decision

thechandraraj

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#yolunma does baldur's gate

strangeandworthit

Draw Everything June 2026: Day 22

I won’t lie. This one I saw and was like: oh that is a hard mood. I don’t share much of myself very often online but for the final day: here’s me. Very much coping.

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#art

wintersnails

if you were a trans patient in House MD, House would call you sooo many slurs to your face, fuck up your pronouns intentionally, invent a new offensive term that hadn’t previously existed and look up your deadname so he can use it pointedly in every single sentence. then after the end of episode shenanigans he’d casually be like “btw i lied to the administration and told them you needed hormone injections and insurance subsidized top surgery to live. better not tell lol” and you’d just have to accept the fact that you’ve been hatecrimed AND gender-affirmed in the span of like 24 hrs

cinnamonglaive

And House would say “the people out there, they don’t really get people like us. You, being a man born as a woman. And me, being… [insert extremely long suggestive pause] …smarter than everybody else.” And then she trips out the door to catcall Cuddy and you’re left staring out the window pensively as music with blatantly relevant thematic lyrics plays.

thechandraraj

Worst part about vulnerability? Others are technically required to be around for it to be vulnerability.

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strangeandworthit

Draw Everything June 2026: Day 20

It’s too hot to function at the moment so this one’s just a study of the original. Can’t help but notice though that Mr Blumineck is having the absolute time of his life running on all fours.

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strangeandworthit

Draw Everything June 2026: Day 18

So I started today thinking: oh god it’s so hot I can’t bring myself to draw a motorbike. So I was like: what’s fun and flowy and I don’t need to be accurate about? A dragon! So I made up a guy. Then decided said guy needed a solid rider. I have no idea who these two are but I will now be thinking about it For A While. I also considered switching the gun out for something else but truly I ran out of steam.