[prince-plaguez]

Btw if you want a link to my new blog, like this post bc I'll be moving over to it after this!

[splatoon-names]

God this Name and post!!

[thats-not-candy-thats-sand]

[offendedrhino-blog]

Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

[guardianofreaks]

No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.

Heres a great video

[johnthedragon]

G’WEEEEEEHHH

[buffaro-deactivated20181216]

Gweeehhh

[witchyrem-ains]

GEHH WEEH WEHH

[princekarkat]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

[shampooligan]

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[archiemcphee]

Because sometimes what you need most is to turn up the volume on your computer or phone and listen to the “Cantina Theme” from Star Wars played with a pencil writing out an algebraic equation that was figured out by Dani Ochoa, who describes herself as “a girl with too much time on her hands.“

For anyone not quite convinced that Ochoa’s math is accurate, she also recorded a video of her pencil performance with the actual “Cantina Theme” played over it:

But wait, there’s more! Ochoa gave the same mathematical graphite treatment to “The Imperial March”:

[via Neatorama]

[prince-plaguez]

And now my stalker goes from stalking my tumblr to stalking my snapchat

[pururin]

[batwizard]

self-harm is (but not limited to):

• making yourself sleep deprived • making yourself cold (not wearing warm clothes in the winter, sleeping without a blanket etc) • not eating • not drinking • eating too much • not looking before crossing the street • scratching • letting your skin be dry & break easily • picking at skin • over-exercising • substance abuse • over-working yourself • making yourself go out and do things even though you’re exhausted • putting yourself in anxiety-inducing situations (even if you have a choice to stay out of them) • triggering yourself • purposefully angering someone who you know will yell at you • entering relationships you don’t want to be in/being around people you don’t want to be around • having sex when you don’t want to • setting yourself punishments • not giving yourself time • not letting yourself spend time with the people you love & know will be good to you

stop assuming that self-harm is visible and easy to notice.

[shybiviolet-blog]

Oh my goodness I actually didn’t know that a lot of things on this list counted as self harm. Like I will do a lot of those when I’m upset or angry at myself, but I’ll just frame it in my head as “not doing nice stuff for myself because I don’t deserve it” instead of “not doing really important things like eating because I’m angry/sad/scared and want to be self-destructive”

Thanks very much for this, this is something I need to remember when I’m struggling.

[isamukuro]

um i like… love how black people are drawn in ‘we bare bears’ ♡

[africanaquarian]

they actually look how we look!

[vladtheunfollower]

[piledriver13-deactivated2018012]

NO!

[prince-plaguez]

Heads up I'm gonna remake my tumblr soon so my ex friend will stop stalking me, message me if any of yall want the new url

[arradia]

[arradia]

[setheverman]

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

[aroptua]

I can offer mouth to mouth.

[setheverman]

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches

[did-you-know]

A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is giving itself a sex change. The male Fortingall Yew has been producing pollen for as long as scientists have been studying it, but in 2015, the tree suddenly sprouted berries in a rare occurrence that means at least part of the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3

[thepunksink]

I support trans grandma tree 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Bigots: transgender people are unnatural!

Trans Tree: what u just say

[my-hand-in-your-pocket]

YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654

[kingcyrus]

Guys it’s real Here’s the link to the actual bill: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4585/cosponsors Go here: https://callyourrep.co/ Find your house rep CALL THEM The aid I just spoke with for my Republican Rep was really nice and asked if I had any comments to pass along to her EMPHASIZE THE FCC SHOULD NOT SET THE PRECEDENT THAT THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH NO OVERSIGHT I know you guys don’t wanna talk to people, god knows I didn’t want to either but for the good of us all, CALL THEM BE HEARD They can’t say ‘these are fake’ the way the FCC did

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#BOOST THIS

[eddieandsteve86]

i dont live in the USA but i have friends that do so i’ll reblog the shit out of this for you guys

[ladyofdragonstone]

IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN THE USA AND YOU STILL HAVE NET NEUTRALITY THIS AFFECTS YOU TOO.

IF THE USA REPEALS NET NEUTRAILY THE COMPANIES IN YOUR COUNTRY WILL LIKELY WANT TO FOLLOW SUIT AND SAY “IF AMERICA CAN CHARGE FOR CONTROLLING THE INTERNET, WHY SHOULDNT WE?” 

SO EVEN IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA REBLOG FOR YOUR AMERICAN FOLLOWERS TO CALL THEIR REPS!!!

[slaw-me]

round

[slaw-me]

people that leave comments on my cat pictures make me very happy. Oh

[snoochies-moved-blog]

@heithmas