A Princess in Knights Clothing 💕

To follow after love in a heart breaking ✨quest✨

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[mothcub]

Prepare my pillow.

[dailycatsblog]

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[vonnegutism]

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[carolsturka]