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[dasenergi]

Mister Rogers

[therobotmonster]

Dang, I gotta start feelin’ better about myself.

[kosmogrl]

[punkitt-is-here]

Handmade dog collar seller at the farmers market befuddled by her financial success on the day of the county pride parade

[punkitt-is-here]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[fatalplants]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[perfectquote]

“Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.”

— Unknown

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

[rosengeist]

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

[yugiohbam]

[torn-by-dreams]

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

[michaelpyromaniacal]

Maybe the human is the one who shapeshifts, you don’t know

[brightlotusmoon]

Sir, this is the monsterfucker website sir.

[surprisebitch]

[the-endless-storm]

Love wins

[surprisebitch]

update: mr spain replied omg

[jackironsides]

‘Me pillaron’ = ‘I got caught’

[blessyouhawkeye]

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[twitterlols]

[beardedmrbean]

Lads

[uriahraex]

the smell of the wind, rain, and earth all at once is so overwhelmingly calm and gives me so much serotonin it’s unimaginable

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[breathdeepseekpeace]

A classic

[caldraws]

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

[mannequia]

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Early Onset of Night

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

[raven-reconciling]

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

[gholateg]

Tumblr deep lore

[sledgehammertoe]

“Don’t take anything you read on the internet at face value.”

– Abraham Lincoln

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable